Clocket

The sound one’s balls make when slapping against their thigh. Typically heard when one goes commando.

When Rajesh came down the stairs after a hot shower, all that could be heard was “clocket, clocket, clocket”

by Kittykat99 November 23, 2018

clocker

24/7 drug dealer. I believe the term was coined by the movie/book "Clockers"

Don't go too close to that bench, those guys are clockers.

by Aiek October 17, 2003

Clickey

The mark left on the clitoris by an excessive amount of sucking causing an excessive blood flow. Also known as a hickey on the clitoris.

Patrick gave Trina a hickey in a more private place. That's called a clickey.

by Patrick Escott December 6, 2006

cockeyed

out of balance, needs straightening.

That picture is cockeyed.

by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005

Cockeyes

Someone who stares at a males crotch region for a prolonged period of time.

Someone who only has eyes for the cock.

Chris: did you notice julie staring at my package at the party last night?

Ted: yeah, that bitch has major cockeyes.

by knobgoblin September 8, 2009

9 O' Clocker

Alternate term used for an early morning turd.

Every morning at work I go down stairs to the washroom and push out the 9 O' Clocker.

by rustachio April 25, 2009

clocked

Observed, recorded, noted. Possibly related to determining the speed of a car by using a stopwatch to time its travel between two fixed points, such as "He was clocked doing 60 in a 45 zone".

"Hey that guy keeps eyeballing your iPod." "Yeah, I already clocked him."

by GayMedia April 4, 2010