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cloak and dagger

conducting shady business that you don't want anyone to know about
I asked them where all the money went and they told me to quit asking questions. what kind of cloak and dagger shit are they up to?
by jilm January 26, 2017
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Cloak Goat

Involves using a blanket or similar object to cloak the victim. As the victims pulls the blanket down, you pull down your pants and goat them.
Yo I just cloak goated my bitch last night.
by Jesus1023494582358468 October 24, 2010
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Cloak Curse

1. The curse that appears in Naruto that states that any time an Akatsuki MEMBER removes his/her cloak in BATTLE or it gets removed in some way or fashion, that member WILL DIE. It does not matter if it is burned off or simply thrown away that character's death is imminent.

2. A theory that has not been dis-proven yet as every member of Akatsuki that has removed their cloak in battle has died from this curse. One could also say that instead of it being a curse that the cloak simply gives a member a mystical protection which protects them from death as they are so badass with it on and cant possibly be killed. Essentially, having the cloak on makes them invincible. It is only when taking it off that they are they vulnerable.

3. The Akatsuki is also an underworld modeling agency where the members in it are all strippers required to wear nail polish, jewelry, and take off their cloaks to reveal their chests to the fan girls. Once they do the fan girls with their malice eat them. I mean come on, most of them don't even wear a shirt under their cloak.

4. Once an Akatsuki member takes their cloak off and reveals their final move, that member will die horribly.

(Note:
.Orichimaru was no longer an Akatsuki member so it didnt apply.

.Sasuke and Tobi/Madara have plot shields which protect them from death until they satisfy the plot.

. None of the Pains were technically alive to begin with

Still no member has died with their cloak on, so its power is evident
)
Guy 1: "WTF! Kisame just got killed off in like two chapters. Biggest epic fail in naruto yet. He's been in the series from like the beggining. He deserved a better battle."
Guy 2: "Its yet another example of the fucking cloak curse man. Kisame shouldn't have taken off his cloak. Then he would have lived"

Guy 1: "Wow Deidara is fighting off team guy with no arms and holding his own."
Guy 2: "Its cause he still has his cloak on"

Guy1: "NO Itachi!!! Whatever you do dont take off your cloak. You are so much cooler than that fag Sasuke!"

Guy 1: "Its cheap how Kakuzu was taking on Kakashi, Choji, Ino and was about to rip their hearts out. Then he was still going to take on naruto, yamato, sai, sakura and the rest all at once. But then they all teamed up on him cause they're wimps and naruto got lucky."
Guy2: "He would have won if he still had his cloak on"
by marado December 17, 2009
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cloak and dagger

(adj.) Secretive, hidden on pain of death from all who don't need to know about it.
This is a cloak and dagger operation. If I told you about it, I am obliged to kill you, and make it look like suicide.
by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004
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Cloak of ego

When people in administrative, leadership, and coaching roles disguise their incompetence with ego and hubris, often successfully warding off questions or criticism until they have done significant damage to the business.

"Leaders" who use the cloak of ego are often on to their next job before the damage they did at the last one is fully realized.
"Man, the head football coach at my alma mater is just killing the program. He can't win, he can't recruit..."

"Doesn't matter. He has a cloak of ego. Everyone buys into it; the administration, the boosters...you're stuck for five years, easily."
by LickYourLaugh November 26, 2009
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Cloak Cackle

When a man in a dark black cloak comes up to you offers you candy and you accept. But there is a plot twist the candy is poisoned and it kills you. The man in the dark cloak comes back to your corpse and performs a more or less horrendous sexual act on your body.
Damn that girl looks like the cloak cackler ran into her.
by Cloak Cackler November 30, 2016
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Cloak of Skill

A Rogue's defense from skillcoil

Instant Cast
1 minute cooldown
Instantly removes all existing harmful spell effects and increases your chance to resist all spells by 90% for 5 sec.
Noobrogue gains cloak of skill
Noobrogue resists nooblock's deathcoil
nooblock dies
Nooblock: OMG OP!!!1111
Noobrogue: lolowned

Noobrogue gains cloak of skill
Smart lock runs away
Noobrogue is afflicted by deathcoil
noobrogue is afflicted by fear
noobrogue is afflicted by Curse of agony
noobrogue is afflicted by Corruption
noobrogue is afflicted by Immolation
Smart lock's Shadowbolt crits noobrogue for 5000
noobrogue dies
by Elonan November 19, 2007
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