Someone residing in the small tatertown village of Clemson, South Carolina. Clemtards are generally illiterate and mostly toothless. They prefer to wear puke orange clothing and are attracted to farm animals. Their favorite activities include cow tiping, and getting slapped on the ass with a rubber chicken. Clemtards often congregate in packs on fall saturdays. They hoot and hollar but usually disperse dissapointed when the booze wears off. Most Clemtards like worthless rocks and are mezmorized with shiny objects. They are easily fooled and are often the butt of jokes. Clemtards often worship the Dabo. A Dabo is a labotomized clemtard.
Look at Billy, he's mounting them sheeps again. What a clemtard.
Willie is such a Clemtard. He traded his wifes wedding ring for 3 taters.
Willie is such a Clemtard. He traded his wifes wedding ring for 3 taters.
by Cox McGillicutty May 25, 2012
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Get the Cetard mug.Foolish individuals who wear shirts or possess other paraphernalia with the image of Che Guevara, Marxist-Leninist vermin known for his murdering of those who opposed communist revolutions and clown like utter incompetence when involved in combat operations against counter insurgency forces.
Chetards are frequently seen at Eco-conscious rallies, counter World Trade Organization demonstrations and gathered around bongs in college dormitories.
Chetards are frequently seen at Eco-conscious rallies, counter World Trade Organization demonstrations and gathered around bongs in college dormitories.
Did you see that Chetard in the photos from the demonstration? Luckily his unwashed, smelly hippie, patchouli funk was not captured in the picture.
by RonInAz April 29, 2007
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the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"
the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"
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Person 2: *someone* is really dense.
Person 3: So, *someone* is a cretard.
Person 2: *someone* is really dense.
Person 3: So, *someone* is a cretard.
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