Cryptophobia

The irrational fear of viewing your crypto portfolio because if you do, you'll realise that you've lost all your money

Friend - "Hey how's your crypto trading going?"

You - "Yeah fine. Great. Good. I think"

Friend - "Can you show me how it works? I mean how much do you have invested?"

You - "I'd love to but my login isn't working at the moment and I have RSI in all my fingers and toes so can't reset it"

Friend - "I have a therapist who deals with cryptophobia - I'll give you their number"

by Davrot January 17, 2018

kleptophobia

Fear of stealing.
Can also be spelled "Cleptophobia"

Terry: Hey, you wanna go steal some alcohol from Wal*Mart?

Leon: I-I dunno, man *violently shakes like a pussy* I have Kleptophobia

by TerryKawve May 8, 2015

Kleptophobia

A form of bigotry or prejudice towards Kleptics or Kleptomaniacs (similar to homophobia or transphobia).

I visited that really busy walmart downtown the other day and there were SO many cameras and employees everywhere. The place reeked of kleptophobia.

by wackywolfao August 16, 2021

cleptopheliac

a person whos symptoms include fucking stolen merchandise usually car amps obsessed with stolen things ,

uncle alex is a recovering cleptopheliac, and dale is fallowing.

by the don won July 1, 2008

comptophobia

the attitude of a person who abominates calculation and also accounting and mathematics in some cases.

The boy's showing in mathematics is poor due to his comptophobia.

by uttam maharjan March 25, 2011

Kleptophobia

An unfounded fear or dread of stealing,either intentionally or unintentionally.Usually but not always accompanied by profuse sweating and heightened paranoia.

I think I might be suffering from kleptophobia because I'm so afraid of borrowing other people's things.

by Doctor ploptus November 22, 2019

clustophobia

The fear of potentially being a part of a covid19 cluster

On Instagram as #clustophobia

Man I can't go that party, I am clustophobic

by brodafromanodamoda May 9, 2020