Don't be running your mouth about bitcoins and blockchain around Tess, a cryptomaniac like him will eat you alive!
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"What's he complaining about? He's not even affected, it has nothing to do with him whatsoever."
"Oh, he's an offense kleptomaniac."
"Oh, he's an offense kleptomaniac."
by nohbody January 1, 2009
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a muthafucka that just can't seem to keep their hands of of other people's shyt. For example, a person who goes into Wal*Mart and just has the urgency to open a pack of permanent markers just to steal the red and green ones, or the crazy ass classmate that walks by and blatantly takes your brand spankin' new lead pencil off of your desk.
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Get the narcoleptic kleptomaniac mug.A device invented in future(2070s) to control other human's thoughts .Its a secret project used in future by government officials to control thoughts of criminals and enemies.
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