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clackwaggler

Mobile phone user (invariably female) given to inane, loud conversations with other (invariably female) users during which the phrases "Yeah" "I know" and "Did he?" will be uttered metronomically. When not talking on the phone, clackwagglers will be texting. When not texting they can be observed gripping their phones tightly, scanning them every 15 seconds waiting for them to ring.
(British English)
I boarded the 18.23 train and moved to the quiet car only to be surrounded by a bunch of irritating clackwagglers.
by Wordsmithz May 25, 2006
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Clanker

A slur for robotic individuals.
A robot enter a bar.
Bartender: Oi, get out ya clanker!
Robot: (Sad Beep-Boop)
by Blackmouth October 13, 2019
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Randal Clark

A mega-badass. Saxophone master. Conductor extraordinaire.
Randal Clark busted out the most mindblowing sax solo I've ever heard.
by McGriddlez May 24, 2009
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Dr. Ron Clark

1. Probably one of the best professors at the University of Miami because of his use of "podcasts".
2. He is the undisputed Podcast King.
3. He also likes tigers.
3. See badass, tiger, sadomasochism
Hi, this is Ron Clark with the University of Miami and this is a two hour podcast on your mom.

Hi, I am Dr. Ron Clark and I like tigers.
by UMMSM Class of 2012 February 20, 2009
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Clickety-clack

Just another word for clickety clackety; that is making noise through typing on a computer keyboard.
Darren: Two tickets to Denver, Colorado please!
Norah (Flight Agent): *clickety-clack*. No problem sir. I found a flight. You're all booked!

* * *

Kelly: Could you please find out how many PTOs I have left this year?
Katherine (H.R. Agent): Sure thing! *clickety-clack* It says here you got one week left.

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Jason: *clickety-clack* The Sword of Shannara! That's the first book in the Shannara series.
Laura: What about the author's other series about the lawyer who becomes a king?
Jason: *clickety-clack* The Magic Kingdom of Landover. Here, take the keyboard. The library search engine is quite easy to use. What is yet another series by that same author?
Laura: *clickety-clack* The Word and the Void.
by OffBeatDrummer November 23, 2020
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Clackamas Claw

Female hairstyle popularized by disgraced former figure skater Tonya Harding, characterized by bangs shellacked with hairspray that stick straight out from the forehead before arching downward, like eagle talons. The hair is frequently over-bleached (fried), with substantial dark roots.

Named after a semi-rural lower-middle class suburb of Portland, Oregon, frequently referred to as "Crack-a-my-ass", the style is mostly sported by skanky meth-skinny pickup truck drivers.
I was slumming it at Clackamas Town Center, and this mall rat cowgirl waitress at Claim Jumper almost put my eye out with her Clackamas Claw when she bent over to serve me my rotisserie chicken.
by PDXS March 28, 2010
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Jonny Clark

When someone denies doing something and says "I didn't do it!" in a tense, high pitched voice over a minor accusation.

'Jonny' referring to the original speaker that first used the phrase "I didn't do it!" and 'Clark' as in the former New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark - people said she was male because of her looks.

'Jonny Clark' is used in New Zealand.
Person One: "Hey you took my pen!"
Person Two: "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Person Three: "What a Jonny Clark."
by edmondhc August 21, 2009
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