A argentinian person who believes the falklands rightfully belongs to argentina, simps for German egirls, and commands a lego neapolitan army.
Wow! This Lord_Claudius guy sure seems to be on top of the world!
Yeah, but his army lost to second corps by 3k.
Hey, what happened between Italy and Naples for them to lose relations?
Apparently one of their ADCs dated a Lord_Claudius and ended up hating eachother.
Yeah, but his army lost to second corps by 3k.
Hey, what happened between Italy and Naples for them to lose relations?
Apparently one of their ADCs dated a Lord_Claudius and ended up hating eachother.
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Get the cauwl mug.Claudette is a very funny, her smile can light up a room! She’s very pretty and loyal. shes very colorful and kind, and typically can be found hanging around with her friends goofing off. If you have a Claudette in your life your very lucky.
Person 1: “Did you see that girl in the yellow? I over heard a joke she made and it was hilarious, what’s her name?”
Person 2: “Claudette obviously.”
Person 2: “Claudette obviously.”
by Brunettebish May 12, 2019
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Sancho Claus already gave me my christmas present!
"I showed up at my boss's house like Sancho Claus and plowed his wife!"
"I showed up at my boss's house like Sancho Claus and plowed his wife!"
by The Real Sancho Claus December 15, 2011
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person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?
person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.
person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.
person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
by Buzzer December 23, 2007
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Comes from Emperor Claudius, who survived this way the tyrannical purges of Emperor Tiberius and the mad reign of Caligula.
Thus he was able to survive and become emperor himself in the end
Comes from Emperor Claudius, who survived this way the tyrannical purges of Emperor Tiberius and the mad reign of Caligula.
Thus he was able to survive and become emperor himself in the end
Bill may seem like an harmless idiot, but he’s just doing a Claudius in order to fool Frank and fuck his girlfriend while he’s at work
Be careful with Tom, he may seem harmless, but he’s actually doing a Claudius
Be careful with Tom, he may seem harmless, but he’s actually doing a Claudius
by EuropeanRando January 15, 2021
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Wow! She is so claudiaa!
by Lil Zachy April 13, 2010
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