clambulate

Clambulate /KLAM-byoo-late/ n. To propel your office chair using your foot, like a clam moves its shell with its foot.

Allow me to clambulate over to your desk and see your screen.

(based on how a clam propels itself using it's single foot)

by azjoejoe August 4, 2010

copulate

Sexual intercourse.

'Tis better to copulate than never.

by Id X October 9, 2003

Flapulate

(v.) Oral flatulence - people who talk confidently about things they have little to no idea about. Usually comes with a strong odor of bullsh*t, and a follow-up helping of "STFU"

Our CTO flapulated to the investors about our newest product, they'll believe anything!

by cliftonium May 10, 2004

calculated punctuation

The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.

The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.

by Cory A. M. April 14, 2008

Copulated

A word to describe an area that is full of police.

Hey man slow down, this area is highly copulated.

by multicambandit January 27, 2009

Crapulate

When you congratulate someone while really wanting to shit all over them for the crappy effort they have made.

He crapulated the speaker for his fine efforts in making a joke out of the recent scientific research on Whales.

by Mike737 September 25, 2006

Calculated

Acts intentionally to achieve something

Anyone who turns on their location for everyone when they are plotting is calculated (and a loser).

because they want others to see what they’re doing

by JC47 September 26, 2023