Clagnutella

Clagnutella is smooth soft clagnut much like the spreadable treat. Clagnut is hard, crusty faecal matter in the form of pellet/balls stuck to the pubic hair of the anus. Clagnutella is much easier to remove as it isn't as viscous and superglued to the anal pubic hair as Clagnut.

Guy: Hey girl, would you like anal today?
Girl: Sorry, I've got Clagnutella
Guy: At least its not Clagnut, we can just wash it off!

by smoak June 30, 2014

Clegnut

Marble sized pieces of feces commonly found adhering to the arse pubes
of certain old men. Very rarely found on women...

Oh man, did you see you the clegnuts on that guy who just mooned us!
Dude! weak! There's a clegnut in my coco!

by Mongolian Trojan Trogdor Motherfucker August 15, 2003

Clegnut

A lump of poo that has dried to an anal pube as a result of incorrect wiping of the area after having a turd. Often discovered when washing in the shower and causes pain on removal

''Dude, I found a clegnut the other day, it hurt like hell!''

by Byroncel May 3, 2009

clagnuts

small spherical lumps of matted faeces and arse hair, sometimes dangling on s single strand from the anus.

sheesh, just got back from having a particularly nasty "number two", gonna have clagnuts for sure.

by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

clegnuts

when pubic hairs get mattered up with poo they look like poonuts.

tara hadnt wiped her bum properly, so she had recieved clegnuts.

by tara whitchar. August 6, 2008

Clagnuts

Small lumps of shit that stick to your arse pubes.

I nearly tore myself a new one trying to get those clagnuts off my arse

by sNoWy1998 July 23, 2008

clegnut

excreted feses stuck to anus pubes.
or
poo stuck to ass hairs.

basically its a lump of turd stuck to your ass pubes.

Alex has lots of clegnut.

by StevenOfDonny May 4, 2008