Clugnut 

a thicko
a total imbecile
someone who's mental abilities are about that of a cows hoof
a remedial of epic proportions

> Janet, why did you put the microwave meal in the oven, you total Clugnut!
> Did you hear that Brian put his finger in the meat grinder to clean it and turned it on.. what a Clugnut!

> OI! Andrew you feckin Clugnut! Get your dick out of my vehicle exhaust!!

Clugnut by .Davie504. October 8, 2019

Cougnut 

"Cougnut (1968 - 2001) was an African American rap artist from San Francisco, California. Cougnut's immense contributions to Bay Area hip hop include his recordings, which have appeared on countless compilation albums, the moral support he gave to his fellow Bay Area hip hop recording artists, and his historical significance in being the first Bay Area artist to achieve a hit with his song "I'm Rolling," which inspired generations of Bay Area artists and hip hop label entrepreneurs. Cougnut and his seminal crew yielded San Francisco's first major underground street hit in the late 1980s called "Scandalous." This Lakeview native released other hit songs such as: "Don't Get It Twisted", and "Last Breath" with I.M.P. Cougnut's career with the Ill Mannered Playas tragically ended as the result of a fatal car accident in Daly City, California in 2001."

-From Wikipedia

That's scandalous,
ill-mannered posse,
rollin with me
C-O-U-G-N-U-T.

-Cougnut

Cougnut by Jaynik March 1, 2008

Clagnutella 

Clagnutella is smooth soft clagnut much like the spreadable treat. Clagnut is hard, crusty faecal matter in the form of pellet/balls stuck to the pubic hair of the anus. Clagnutella is much easier to remove as it isn't as viscous and superglued to the anal pubic hair as Clagnut.

Guy: Hey girl, would you like anal today?
Girl: Sorry, I've got Clagnutella
Guy: At least its not Clagnut, we can just wash it off!

Clagnutella by smoak June 30, 2014

Chugnut 

V.

To frantically swallow copious amounts of semen, often from multiple cocks.

Monti loves to Chugnut.

Chugnut by Imbackbitch September 18, 2006

Clegnut 

Marble sized pieces of feces commonly found adhering to the arse pubes
of certain old men. Very rarely found on women...

Oh man, did you see you the clegnuts on that guy who just mooned us!
Dude! weak! There's a clegnut in my coco!

Clegnut by Mongolian Trojan Trogdor Motherfucker August 15, 2003

Clegnut 

A lump of poo that has dried to an anal pube as a result of incorrect wiping of the area after having a turd. Often discovered when washing in the shower and causes pain on removal

''Dude, I found a clegnut the other day, it hurt like hell!''

Clegnut by Byroncel May 3, 2009

Chugnut 

v.
To fervently swallow copious amounts of semen, often from multiple cocks.

Monti loves to chugnut.

Chugnut by Montilicious December 10, 2003