Cigarette Beard

Achieving this attractive facial feature is usually only acquired by some of the most loathsome trailer trash the world has ever seen. Having a large grouping of cigarette burns around the facial hair area due to the smoker falling asleep while smoking laying down and causing severe burns in the shape of a beard and mustache after many painful years of waking up to find yet another burn for the beard..Many styles are known to exist.

Hillbilly Bob fell asleep that night with yet another cigarette in his mouth.The hum of the exhaust fan drown out his screams when he awoke to the smell of burning flesh and nicotine in the air..Luckily for him the burn filled in a spot in his hard earned cigarette beard.

by ogdemigod May 3, 2013

Cigarette Position

Your partner lays down and you light their ass hairs on fire and inhale from their mouth

Broski me and Mrs.Martinez did cigarette position finally it was fire

by TheRealGeorgeFloyd420 December 4, 2020

Trudeau cigarette

The type of cigarettes we will all be smoking in Canada once Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his Nice Hair officially make marijuana legal.

Hey man I'm just stepping out for a toke break, can I bum a Trudeau cigarette off you?

by thecaptainofmotorboating January 7, 2016

cigarette bitch

One who bums cigarettes instead of buying their own.

John: Hey man, can I bum a smoke?
Peter: You gonna give me a blowjob for it?
You cigarette bitch!

by Bominog December 17, 2004

Laramie Cigarettes

A fictional cigarette company found in the Simpsons. It is often used to satirize cigarette advertisements in the media.

"God bless mommy, and daddy, and Laramie Cigarettes."

"Because we aren't allowed to advertise on television (takes a smoke)...ah, that sweet Carolina smoke...."

"I'm as happy as a smoker taking that first puff in the morning!"

by ClassicRockSovereign October 22, 2009

cigarette daydream

A daydream that last the length of time it takes to smoke a cigarette.

I had a cigarette daydream I left this town behind.

by iampandora May 14, 2015

cigarette soup

cigarette soup is the voluntarily unknown consumption of a canned beer or soda that has previously been used as an ashtray or a spittoon for chewing tobacco. This is most likely to occur during keg parties, like minded social gatherings, and occasionally from mischievous pranksters.

While Derek was half dazed from puking in the toilet, he asked Brandon for an opened can of soda to drink. Brandon didn’t realize that he had given Derek a can of cigarette soup, until he yelled, “What the fuck?!”, before vomiting even more than ever.

by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 17, 2018