dick chomp

when someone's getting a road head, hit a pothole, and the girl's mouth involuntarily chomps down on the dick

guy 1: dude i was getting a road head last night..
guy 2: that's awesome!
guy 1: yeah, but then we hit a pothole and she dick chomped me
guy 2: bitch!

by wineandcheese August 14, 2009

Dick-Chum

Quoted from Joel on 'Train of Kites' video podcast #1:
"Where you get like, a little saw, and uhh you accidentally saw off your dick, and it goes SHUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU. Bu-But like a lawnmower."
"But, there's two meaning to this, 'Dick-Chum' where you get the gory side, and then you get a robotic one"
"And, and you get a switch on the ball".

Will - "Hey did you hear Joel got Dick-Chum'd yesterday?"
Cam - "No,what's Dick-Chum?"
*Lawnmower comes out of nowhere"

by TrainofKites July 25, 2016

Chumdick James

The rash that is between your balls and asshole, usually found on James...occasionally a Jamie ( 1 out of 8). Treated with alcohol in a spot on the ear that must be gently rubbed while pulling your balls in a downward motion and singing a show tune.

Oh my god, I have a chumdick james that needs attention now... Put on porn.

by Krotch Monster September 29, 2017

Chimpdick

Similar to a limp dick, except instead of having a useless penis it is some one who is always playing with their dick like a monkey.

Keep your hand out of your pants you chimpdick and eat your dinner!

by CRUCIAL cadaver October 6, 2010

Clumpdick

Someone who is acting like an asshole, or an idiot.

"John wouldn't give me a slice of pizza, he was bein a real clumpdick."

Also can be used as:
"John's clumpin it up."

by ccook228 October 16, 2008

clumpdick

Adj: (1) Someone who's acting like a real asshole.

(2)Someone who habitually says stupid comments, or does something idiotic.

"Steve won't give me any of his beer, and he's got a 30. What a clumpdick."
or
"Kevin tapped the keg wrong, and now it's all foam."
"God, Kevin's such a clumpdick."

by ccook288 October 16, 2008