Chud

1. An individual who exhibits excessive characteristics of douchery. Basically the bro you see at the bar wearing a Rugby shirt, anything Ed Hardy or alternatively a pink polo with a collar of the popped variety.

2. A combination of all the delicious bodily fluids found in a homosapien, (blood, saliva, sperm, urine, feces, vaginal liquid).
-Note: So basically a bro

The term ‘Chud’ is a HIGHLY offensive insult, and one should carefully consider if the intended recipient is truly worthy of being deemed as such.
*Husstopher (a normal lad) is patiently waiting at the bar to garner the attention of the local barkeep where he overhears two Chuds talking*

Geoff: Yo BRO, I was at the Alanis Morissette concert last night and it was TOTALLY RIDONCULUS!
Bryan: Off the hook bro..That’s awesome! What was the broccasion?
Geoff: No broccasion bro. Oh SHIT! Your collar rolled down bro, re-pop that shit and let’s get some more Jagerbombs!
by Donald fon Ronsenburg July 22, 2010
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A term used to describe extremist, right-wing incels (especially virulently racist and hateful ones)
-Wow, look at that chud post Nazis and anime
-Wait, what?!
-Yeah, apparently that's a thing
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Chad+Stud=Chud
Nothing wrong with being a chud.
by Zurban ZXXZ November 30, 2020
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"Do you have any Chud?" Asking for chewing gum...
by Lady Turner August 13, 2009
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A common term for anyone who is extremely unprofessional and sleazy. A shady character with a worthless personality. Characterized by drug and alcohol use, extensive criminal record, lying, cheating, and being a registered nurse. Often used in conjunction with the word "donkey."
This nurse is such a donkey, she just got fired for swearing at a 5 year old patient and stealing 10 grand in hospital meds on her first day of work. What a chud.
by Shiny Johnson October 03, 2007
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by Jack TSS April 12, 2009
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a baby bought into this world via the anus. a rather large poo (chud)
man i went to use her toilet and had to back away...she had left a huge chud in there.

ergh!! look at the size of my chud!!

smells like you just stood in chud
by savagelike May 25, 2010
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