Chrystelle

A sexy giirl with an awesome personality shes fun with great breasts and booty loves life and not only beautiful on the inside but the outside too

Damn i wish i had a girl like chrystelle

by Pascual12345 August 7, 2011

christen the car

to have sex in a car for the first time (in that car)

nat went out last night to christen the car with jamie!!

by VXWd August 22, 2006

Chryston High School

The big gem of a school called Chryston High is planted in the middle of Chryston and Muirhead, near Glasgow in Scotland. Basically Hell in the educational form, with many types of people attending from the 'Popular Kids all the way down to the social retards. These pupils are noticeable in the area, normally wearing a blue and black tie, with the face of someone that has lost hope in it all. The locals will definitely notice this 'school' after the old building is demolished causing lost souls and demons to fly out from the haunted structure, with the new building soon to become a victim of this. Attending Chryston gives you an aura something similar to an acid trip, fused with a depressant. This school comes with a unique set of teachers, and by unique..I mean special, with about 80% of them being stir crazy and/or mentally delusional, with the extra 20 still in the 'real world.' You won't find another school like this one. Trust me, you really won't.

Example 1

Pupil: Sir! I've got a problem here!
Teacher: You are an excellent pupil of Chryston High School!
Pupil: I asked a question, sir?
Teacher: I will deal with you when I am ready!
Pupil: W T F

Example 2

Pupil: Sir, I don't get this
Teacher: J-just sit doon and get on wi' the hard sums
Pupil: But sir, you're meant to help me!
Teacher: What am I meant to dae? I'm no Harry Potter!
Pupil: ...

Example 3

Pupil: Sir?
Teacher: EVERYONE QUIET!!!!!!
Pupil: .....
Teacher: Good anger? Strong anger?
Pupil: Eh, what?

Example 4

Teacher: ....And that's why Daleks are real.
Pupil: Uhh sir, you're supposed to be teaching us the course.
Teacher: Quiet!! I was at the dentist the other day and he drilled a hole in my jaw.
Pupil: .......

by AndrewC1995 May 2, 2011

Christensen

Christensen is creative, handsome and will put you under his spell. Once you got to know him, it's impossible not to think about him and his twinkling dark eyes which take you to galaxies far far away... He is thoughtful and considerate, thinks way ahead of things and plans the best surprises for the one he loves. If you're the luckiest girl in the world, he will smile at you, talk to you or even take you out to a museum. He might be shy to open up at first, but once he trusts you, you can be sure that he will always be your partner in crime. A Christensen appears once in a blue moon, and if he does, you better hold onto him because chances are he is the most precious thing existing on this planet and beyond. He is the man of your dreams, the lover Taylor Swift sings about and the only one you will ever love again. You'll daydream about him when he's not ard and prolly never be able to heal from the void he leaves in your heart if you ever happen to have to part from him. If your lucky enough to call him your boyfriend, you'll be couplegoals and never get over how cute af he is.

Friend: Hey, gurl, you listening?
You: Uhm, sry, I was thinking about Christensen...how is he so perfect?

You: * stupidly smiling at your phone *
Friend: Awwwww...another message from Christensen?

by hunnu November 21, 2019

Andreas Christensen

The best centre back in the world and future captain of Chelsea FC. Often underrated by the same people who hype up van Dijk as the best of all time. Doesn't have as much credit as the other academy grads, due to Chelsea fans being xenophobic and preferring the English lads.

Person 1: Andreas Christensen is trash man, Chelsea should let him go.

Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.

by Elano_LCHM January 11, 2022

Christening

1.The act of having had sex in a new location
2. To having smoked out of a brand new piece

1. Did you hear about that couple christening the new Dallas stadium on the bathroom floor?

2. Last night we were christening my brand new piece, when some pot fell on the carpet and burnt it.

by spaceywonder January 18, 2010

Chyrsten

Obviously anyone lucky enough to have this name is One of a Kind. Chyrsten is nothing short of what every man hopes to have when the storybook says Happily Ever After. She is one of the Most alive people you could ever hope to meet in your life. Full of Happiness, Love, Respect, and High Morals, Chyrsten is the brightest star in the sky. people are always attracted to Chyrsten not just because she is Magnificintley Beautiful, but moreso because she has one of the best personalities. She is outgoing, fun, full of witty intellect, and bubbly. She turns heads everywhere she goes, and is extremely modest about all her achievements. Chyrstens' are natural born athletes, and with little effort, can do anyting they put their mind to. You can never hope for a better friend than this person. If you manage to befriend a Chyrsten, hold on to that friendship and never let go. It is people like her who keep building you up even when you mess up. They are forgiving and straighforward. This person will never give up on the person they know you can be, and they always have your best interests at heart. I've head though that Chyrstens' have an Achellies Heel, which is that Chyrstens' are very prone to injuries. they seem to attract all sorts of illnesses and pains, so be forewarned! if you are lucky enough to be involved with one, expect extremely high medical bills! : )

Chyrsten is a very pretty name for a girl.

by The HUman Dictionary 1090 February 4, 2010