Christmass

When your wife or girlfriend gives you anal sex on Christmas morning!

I got the best Present of all, Christmass!

by assman08 December 24, 2008

Christmess

the paper and ribbons and tree needles left all over the house during December

I'd love to have you over but my place is too much of a Christmess disaster area.

by oceanswimmr November 30, 2010

Christmasfy

the act of making an object that was previously lacking in christmas spirit into something that simply reeks of christmas joy and tidings

We had no Christmas decorations, so we had to Christmasfy the area around the presents.

by cgraves December 23, 2008

Christmeese

Plural of Christmas, as the plural of "moose" is "meese".

I've got socks for four Christmeese in a row...

by Meeses January 4, 2014

Political Christness

The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.

Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"

Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"

Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"

by Anonymousmobster January 20, 2021

Christmassy

An enviromental condition where temperatures become low enough to remind someone of Christmas and other fantasical winter festivities.

omg is christmassy in here, cuddle with me to warm me up.

by darsh00 September 16, 2010

Christmass text

The very generic sounding text message you receive Christmas day, sometimes from people you forgot you had in your phone.

New Message:

From: Jenna

"Merry Christmas!"

From: Ben

"Have a good Xmas!!!"

ugh, I just got like 5 Christmass texts

by and by January 5, 2011