Christianese

Words used by Christians that the unsaved masses are unlikely to understand. Christian buzzwords.

"Father God, you are omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient. Thank you for saving me by grace through faith in Jesus Christ, the Savior of mankind" would be a prayer, dreadfully overdosing on Christianese

by M.C. Chicken December 1, 2009

Christcake

Christcake |krīstkāk|
noun.
an actual cake made to resemble, look like or be in the shape of Christ; the after effect of the action of Christcaking
verb.
the act of tickling, poking, beating, crushing, snake-biting or possibly biting someone in the area of Christ's crucifixion; form of innocuous torture; only a rite of passage, one can only be Christcaked by a one time Christcakee only.

"Guess what Judith! I made a Christcake today!"
"Really Anabell? I just Christcaked my brother today for the first time. He deserved it!"
"Oh Anabell!" (giggle)

by chritcakee2 March 26, 2009

Christakis

Extremely sarcastic and can act like an asshole but all round good guy

Why you so sarcastic
I just pulled a Christakis

by PhoeniXX_Rizen August 27, 2019

Christ Cakes

Not unlike Deuteronomy, cow patties or cow cakes, Christ Cakes are whatever they are.

"What is your opinion on walking with the lord through cow patties & stuff? Cow cakes? Christ cakes? Whatever? The answer is to be found in Deuteronomy."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Christmawesome

The orgasm your mother has when she gets with Santa

I got up the next morning and mother was still shaking from her christmawesome

by BaconOfAwesome November 10, 2013