Andreas Christensen

The best centre back in the world and future captain of Chelsea FC. Often underrated by the same people who hype up van Dijk as the best of all time. Doesn't have as much credit as the other academy grads, due to Chelsea fans being xenophobic and preferring the English lads.

Person 1: Andreas Christensen is trash man, Chelsea should let him go.

Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.

by Elano_LCHM January 11, 2022

Christening

1.The act of having had sex in a new location
2. To having smoked out of a brand new piece

1. Did you hear about that couple christening the new Dallas stadium on the bathroom floor?

2. Last night we were christening my brand new piece, when some pot fell on the carpet and burnt it.

by spaceywonder January 18, 2010

christen

To perform an act (ususally having sex or smoking pot) in a new location for the first time.

Hey Baby, lets christen these new sheets!
OR
Have you christened your new apartment yet?

by alabaster mcnasty November 2, 2005

christenable

Christenable : Belief that something is nice

That girl is Christenable
I could really christen that icecream over there

by Chandradi June 14, 2018

Christen

Christen is a kind hearted girl that's very smart and adventerous, and always loves a good laugh with her friends. She is a pretty and modest girl that likes to have fun! All the guys love her and want to be with her, but Christen has high standards and wouldnt go out with any guy. People are always jealous of her and envy her for her beauty. If you ever meet a 'Christen' never let go, she will make your life worth it.

Derick (Jock): "Hey girl, how about you make me happy and go on a date"
Christen (amazing smart beautiful chick): "uhh sorry no, im too good for you Derick"
*turns around but then looks over her shoulder*
Christen: "oh, and dont you dare be creepin' on my Instagram you bloody bastard"
All of Derick's friends: OHHHHHH OOOFFFFTTTT

by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G August 12, 2018

Dutch Christening

The act of blowing ass in the face of someone bent over and drinking from a water fountain.

Warren thought he was drinking well water, but Mike had just given him a Dutch Christening.

by $bmoney$ January 16, 2009

christena

A very beautiful and loving girl
if you have a Christena in your life,
try as hard as possible to keep her,
she is strong, indepented, and is very athletic

guy #1; "Dang, look at that girl"
guy #1; " You know who she is?!?!?"
guy #2; "Oh man, thats the new girl christena!"
guy #1; "Damn shes beautiful"

by penguino123 December 11, 2016