chortle my balls

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.

And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!

by cannonball967 May 6, 2015

I HAVE CHORTLES

Fawful's catchphrase from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. An amusing, mocking, insulting laugh.

Bowser: Hey! What's the story with this crazy statue? It's going nuts!
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES!

by Fawful September 27, 2009

Chortle

The act of blowing a beverage of choice into an anus, and letting it blow back into your mouth.

I prefer my redbull (sugar free) chortled.

Can I chortle this whiteclaw into your ass?

by PonchosEnjoyer August 24, 2023

Cordless Screwdriver

Shot of Vodka with a orange wedge

Susie should stick to beer. She drank so many Cordless Screwdrivers that she is hitting on the Tusker over by the pool table.

by Gearls December 20, 2008

chodleed

When westy is boned (when someone is extremely stoned to the point they can’t think straight)

My friend was chodleed last weekend.

by Church Bucket April 22, 2021

bark chorale

When neighborhood dogs all bark together in unison, creating melodious canine music emanating from their discomfort.

The approaching train began the bark chorale that quickly grew and crescendoed as the horn blew, slowly fading away as the locomotive passed into the distance.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2019

cordless tool

A tool that will go anywhere to be with a girl. In other words, a tool that would do anything or go anywhere, just to be with a decent looking girl. See also tool.

Jeff: Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.

by Broha January 6, 2009