chookter

Chookter is a misspelling of the Scottish word Teuchter. Teuchter is a Lowland Scots word used mainly for Northern or Highland Scots.

Ahm no a chookter (teuchtar) ya eedjit ahm frae Ayr!

by iiisecondcreep March 11, 2007

Boonder Chooter

Muslim for "monkey balls"
Very insulting in Muslim tradition

Aasim: Hey mom, what's Boonder Chooter?
Mom: What the hell who taught you that, go to your room!

by Boonder Chooter May 1, 2009

Chookter

Someone living in the North of Scotland, or in the middle of nowhere.

Sometimes used in reference to a sheep shagger.

Who's that chookter staring at my sheep?

by Churd April 24, 2006

neighbours can’t be choosers

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.

"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"

by mummazumbe August 15, 2015

cholster

A person with the innate ability to look like everyone else; a crazy bastard, you dont even know what he can do!

Wow that guy looks just like cholster, what a surprise . . .

by mark (from vermont) February 26, 2005

chobster

Its half a chicken and a lobster. Nobody can remember why.

"Anyone wanna chobby chobster?"

by HdotNET August 4, 2007

Rooster Cooster

A transgender chicken. Usually happens when a farmer has too many female/male chickens so he decides to do surgery the chicken.

"That old Rooster Cooster think he gon' have eggs" the farmer said.

by bisexual chicken January 29, 2019