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chodemonger

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)
You filthy chodemonger!
by Apathy February 1, 2004
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Chodemobile

noun: A trophy car driven by pretentious douchebags (chodes) who want to show it off. This applies to giant gas-guzzlers, pimp rides, and uber-expensive "green cars." If the car is not being actively flaunted, this definition doesn't apply.
Look, there's Old Man Caruthers in his Hummer. What a chodemobile.

Douche: "Hey, guys, check out my Prius. It gets waaay better mileage than your cars."
Guy (to other guy): "Yeah, but it's a chodemobile.
by Girouette October 27, 2008
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choderant

a man who puts deodorant on his penis and around it, to mask ballsac odor.
He was so nervous he was wearing choderant.
by Steve Holt March 15, 2005
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Chodeboner

A boner which instead of getting longer it becomes wider
1) Hey Becky look at that chodeboner

2) "So i was fucking this guy last night, and he so had a chodeboner!"
by Sickle Hilly Bay October 22, 2008
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cooleroni

when something is extremely COOL! Usually used when someone gets overly excited and they can not control themsleves.
Ashley: Hey I just won $10 million!!
Brittany: That's oober cool!!
Ashley: No, it's more than that...It's COOLERONI!!!
by Menec October 17, 2006
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chodeniel

A man with a chode or a small, fat cock
His nickname was Chodeniel, because of the chode or small, fat cock he has.
by WhySoCereal2389 April 16, 2014
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chodemonkey

a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc
"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"
by barrycheeko July 7, 2006
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