Childspeak

Speech that is immature, naive and full of unrealistic assumptions.

The sophomore presentation on abolishing government functions was childspeak.

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Chili Finger

The result of a particularly large, high pile of shit in the can causing you to sauce up your fingers whilst going for an ass wipe.

I only had five minutes before my lunch break was over, so I wiped fast and got out of there. It wasn't until I shook my boss's hand that I realized I had passed him a couple chili fingers.

by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016

Childish Gamboner

The Boner you get while listening to one of Childish Gambino's Albums

(Pants become tight while listening to Heartbeat ) I got a Childish Gamboner

by Dis_Nigga August 8, 2015

German Chili Dog

When a female is in a doggy-style position, warms a hot dog in her vagina, places a hot dog bun at the exit of her vagina, then squeezes the hot dog into the bun while excreting diarrhea simultaneously, which creates the "chili" on the hot dog. Eating it or feeding it to another is optional, yet preferable.

"Did you see Angie do a German Chili Dog at the party last night? She must have had a lot to drink!"

by Did you get that email I sent? January 22, 2019

Spicy monkey chili

When you put ketchup on your dick as lube and then stick it up a women's ass.

"Bro, I put spicy monkey chili in her ass she loved it."

by Jingles Berry April 18, 2015

chili belly

When you have eaten way too much chili and now you can't even.

Damn, that was some fire ass chili. Sucks though, now I got tha chili belly.

by Chilibelly August 2, 2016

chili fries

To take a dump on someone's pubes. The poop resembles chili resting atop a mound of pubes that resemble the fries.

Oh man, we got drunk and messed the bed with some hot steamy chili fries.

by ihumpedthat June 6, 2015