Chilaxivaprocrasturbate

The activation of chilling and relaxing, while procrastinating by masturbating

Josh: Hey, want to come over after school?

Chase: Sorry, I have to chilaxivaprocrasturbate for my test tomorrow.

by SEAK KING March 24, 2010

Chilaquiles

Chilaquiles are a traditional Mexican dish. Typically, corn tortillas cut in quarters and fried are the basis of the dish. Green or red salsa or mole, is poured over the crispy tortilla triangles, called "totopos." The mixture is simmered until the tortilla starts softening. Eggs (scrambled or fried) and pulled chicken are sometimes added to the mix. The dish is topped with cheese (typically queso fresco) and/or sour cream (crema), and it is served with refried beans. Like many dishes, regional and familial variation are quite common.

Usually, chilaquiles are eaten at breakfast or brunch. This makes them a popular recipe to use leftover tortillas and salsas.

Moreover, chilaquiles are often lauded as a cure for the common hangover; this is because in Mexico it is believed that spicy foods help in the recovery process from a hangover.

Chilaquiles is my favorite food of all time!

by emusbeezus March 4, 2009

Chillabrate

v. (chill-uh-brate): 1) to celebrate a significant event in a very relaxed manner; 2) to celebrate an insignificant event in an appropriately insignificant manner.

Instead of going out this New Years Eve to a loud club, I think some friends and I will just stay in and chillabrate.

When my co-worker comes back off her maternity leave, I'm going to buy her a burrito for lunch and chillabrate her return to work.

by FreeInKentucky December 31, 2011

Chibnallism

Adding a plot point or story arc that completely ignores and/or invalidates previously well-established canon of a franchise, usually with gratuitous plot holes.

"Wait, doesn't this contradict everything in canon?"
"At this point the franchise started to suffer from Chibnallism."

by NacreandTears March 24, 2020

chibai

Extremely harsh and vulgar term for 'vagina'. Origin from the Chinese dialect, Hokkien. Typically used when cursing something or someone. Often preceded by the word 'chau' which means smelly.

Did you see that?! Chau chibai! The dumb twat cut in front of me!

by krazy Ivan July 15, 2004

Chillah

A super chill motherfucker.

Guy 1: Eyyy, what Chillah up to?
Guy 2: I don't know man, lets call him up.
Guy 1: Fuck yeah, that guy's super chill.
Guy 2: Word

by JHoliday5 July 26, 2018

chilaxing

To chill and to relax at the EXACT same time. Nifty, I know.

Tim, Steve, I chilaxed with our monkeys while we watched a chick flick.

by Ashley March 28, 2005