a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

CHESSINGTON

Pleasant, leafy area within the Royal Borough of Kingston-upon-Thames, a short hop by fast train from Central London.

There's a lot more good stuff about Chessington than the World of Adventures.

by .l May 8, 2014

Pigeon chess

Refers to having a pointless debate with somebody utterly ignorant of the subject matter, but standing on a dogmatic position that cannot be moved with any amount of education or logic, but who always proclaims victory.

Origin:
"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon; it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory." -- Scott D. Weitzenhoffer (From an Amazon.com book review)

Man, trying to explain to those moon landing deniers that the Apollo program was real is like playing pigeon chess -- all they do is knock the pieces over and crap on the board.

by nemo nemo October 13, 2009

Chessticles

1.When a weak chess player challenges any chess player who is above and beyond their capibilities to possibly beat them. 2. when a chess player believes he is better than a stonger opponent(pride but for chess).

"Dude you have some big chessticles to challenge kasparov"

"Your not good its just your chessticles talking"

by Mr.12Inches March 13, 2012

chest table

an attachable/detachable tray rested on the chest of someone eating or drinking while in a slouched position, used when spilling the food or beverage would be likely.

He keeps spilling his food everywhere on the couch. Someone should get him a chest table.

by D.S. Credito March 27, 2015

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Yeaaahh, me to

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

Chest Candy

US Military term for the ribbons and medals a soldier has accumulated over the course of his or her term of service. Can be perjorative or neutral

TJ called tonight with good news...he got more chest candy, he finally had time to qualify on the 9mm pistol.

by paxluvfelicitas May 6, 2010