Chernobyl Surprise

When you go down on a woman and she farts.

" I was licking the wife out last night and she let one rip, felt like my eyes were melting and my lungs were on fire. A real chernobyl surprise"

by YorkshireYorkshireYorkshire February 7, 2019

Chernobyl Chicken

The species of bird that Big Bird from Sesame Street is classified under. This species is yellow, has orange feet, a camera whore, roughly 8 - 10 feet tall, and have an extreme obsession with children. If you happen to see this strange creature roaming the streets... ITS ALREADY TOO LATE!

I thought chernobyl chickens were extinct until I saw one on Sesame Street...

by MouseG September 1, 2018

Chernobylol

A Chernobylol occurs when you make a faux pas in an online arena, such as Facebook, which has catastrophic fallout on your real-life existence.

Nick: Yay, I got a job interview with Ford!
Nick's Boss: You do realise I can see this, right?
Ben: Chernobylol!

by Darwinator October 21, 2010

chernobyl chili dog

Refer to Chicago Chili Dog for basic instructions. After ingesting the following list: 1 gallon jar of pickled habanero peppers, 1 fifth of fireball whiskey, and one cup of blended sriracha and cinnamon oil. After up 4 hours after injection proceed to perform the basic steps of a Chicago chili dog ( deficate between your lovers bosoms and proceed to use the defication as lubrication to make love to her tits.

The Chernobyl chili dog left blisters on my soul mates tits, my dick, and my dirt starfish last night!

by Bukkake Bandits October 28, 2013

Dropping a Chernobyl

Taking a smelly, prolonged shit while your friend is sitting in a sauna that is in close proximity

Ethan had no regard for Lucas, he scarred him for life when he was dropping a Chernobyl

by Ethanu February 9, 2020

Chernobyl Pussy

A nasty vagina that has an an abundance of "FALL OUT"

Example 1:
Person A: "Hey check out this picture of this chicks vagina!"
Person B: "Oh man, that's a nasty ass Chernobyl Pussy!!"

Example 2:
Person A: "Hey man, look at that hot girl over there"
Person B: "Dude, I bet you she has a Chernobyl Pussy for sure"

by Jeff Fuckin' Grace October 9, 2012

chernobylism

A word first uttered by Mr. Paul 'Pablo' Sheehan. Initially conceived as a mistaken pronunciation of 'cherubism' (a mutagenic disorder causing severe facial deformity of its sufferrers), the word has lived on, and indeed superceeded the correct word.

"Ahhh fuck, we should get back. There's that program about chernobylism on tonight."

by Nuciphaal June 21, 2004