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weed chemtrail 

Also, weed contrail. The odiferous trail left behind an automobile in which significant amounts of smoked marijuana is being consumed.

From weed, slang for marijuana, and chemtrail, a conspiracy-theorist's variant on contrail, the condensation trail left behind by a jet airplane at high altitude.
Dude, did you get a whiff of that Lexus that drive by? It was leaving a serious weed chemtrail.
weed chemtrail by x Chicagoan April 21, 2017
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chemtrail 

A nickname for contrail clouds left behind by planes that refers to a theory. It is believed that these contrails serve as pollution, reducing the earth surface's exposure to sunlight. This causes global cooling.

The theory though, is that there was and possibly stil is a government conspiracy, in which they are flying military planes that purposely create these chemtrails to cause global cooling (slowing down or lessening the effects of global warming).
j: hey it's actually snowing this winter.
p: yeah, i think those chemtrails are really helping maintain normal weather conditions
j: NOT!
chemtrail by jeffr October 18, 2008

CHEM-TRAILS 

The vaporous trails left behind by both U.S. passenger and military jet aircraft not to be confused with CON-TRAILS (Condensation trails)from aircraft especially in the 50`s and 60`s. A cloud like trail released by NWO jets that is extremely toxic to homo sapiens but not their space alien enemies. A chemical soup released at altitudes between 15,000 and 40,000 feet,which has been analyzed and found to contain the follwing:influenza agents ;anthrax; smallpox;arsenic;lead;cadmium;aluminum;antimony;barium,radioactive waste;polychlorides,oils;dioxin and malathion among other poisons fatal to mankind.
I am sure glad that the aircraft mechanic discovered the spray tanks and nozzles along with the "toxic soup" for CHEM-TRAILSaboard that U.S. airliner,or Americans might have never known about the NWO`s world-wide genocide program.
CHEM-TRAILS by T.J. Jackson November 26, 2003

chemtrail 

bullshit conspiracy theory.
if you actually believe that chemtrails are real, kill urself
chemtrail by ziggypop314 January 17, 2008

chemtrail 

A lunatic conspiracy propagated by absolute dickheads on social media... enough said.
'have you seen my latest photos of the sky.. see the chemtrail?'

'no.. i see a prick that will do anything to make their lives feel more exciting'
chemtrail by tom healey August 30, 2016

chemtrail 

A cocaine lines. As a word game from “contrail”, comparing the drug lines to the cloud condensation lines left by airplanes.
chemtrail by BlkCntry NwRoad October 2, 2022

Chemtrail 

a word to describe the Silver Iodide sprayed during Cloud Seeding operations. Cloud seeding is 100% true and a weather modification technique used around the world.
See that Chemtrail, I heard they were seeding the clouds this winter, I hope there aren't any catastrophic floods.
Chemtrail by ewash2607 April 28, 2023