death by cheesecake

When a person commences to end their life gradually, by overeating.

Death by cheesecake is seductive because although each bite brings joy, it also brings a slow and painful demise.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2019

power cheesecake

Cooking Term. Dominant cheesecake. While a cheesecake is usually submissive to his chef, a power cheesecake enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the preparation, the normally dominant activity in cooking. Power cheesecakes supposedly have skilled tongues. (They give the best flavor.)

Golly, that power cheesecake sure put up a fight, but I finally stuck it in the oven, if you know what I mean.

by #therealsoup November 16, 2014

Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.

If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.

The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.

YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

by Dave! Yognau(gh)t November 4, 2012

cheese wank

A term used to describe someone that not only is a wanker, but also a cheesy wanker. It does not mean that that person wanks off nor wanks off to cheese or with cheese. It just means that that person is a loser, douche bag, hated, etc.

Al: You know Bob from accounting? The one that kisses so much ass? He got promoted.

Jack: What?! What a fucking cheese wank. That makes me wanna T-bag him.

by Fonetix1 December 9, 2008

last piece of cheesecake

Wishing you knew when the end of the world is so you could have that last piece of cheesecake. In a more general sense the desire to do anything you generally deny yourself when it won't matter any longer to be thin, or rich, or whatever because the world is going to end.

I wish I knew when the world would end because then I would have that last piece of cheesecake.

by Roxannaroxanna June 1, 2017

crumbly cheesecake

Crumbly cheesecake= when your lady falls asleep you jerk off onto her vagina without waking her up. In the morning you scrap off her vagina with your fingers and sprinkle the crumbs on her face to wake her up.

I heard that Leo gave her a crumbly cheesecake to wake here up.

by mankered up April 21, 2014

Sloppy Cheesecake

A sloppy cheesecake is when a guy who’s so fat his penis is inverted gets fucked in his inverted dick nub. Then the guy who’s fucking him pulls out and cums in between his legs where his nut cheese grows. After letting the nut and cheese sit and soak into each other he scrapes his dick in the nut-cheese mix and the fat guy sucks it off

“Hey did you hear that Jimmy gave Ethan a sloppy cheesecake”
“That’s fucking disgusting man.”

by Blinker fluid October 10, 2018