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Old Cheesebag

crusty old bag lady wrinkled skin nosy an down right cheesy
god look at that crusty Old Cheesebag what a nagging snot
by acenyoface October 6, 2011
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Dirty Cheesebag

A Dirty Cheesebag is when you get a girl whos down to eat your babybel cheese. But before letting her eat your Babybel you go to the bathroom take a huge shit and clog the toliet on purpose then with the shit infused water you keep flushing the toliet bowl intill the water rise enough to fully surmerge your entire cheesesack. then you go out the bathroom and let the trick put your dirty direahha water soaked cheesebag in her mounth , bone apple teeth
My girlfriend pissed me off so I gave her a dirty cheesebag.
by russianmadness89 May 6, 2019
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Cheesebob Squarepants

Commonly misrepresented as "Spongebob Squarepants", Cheesebob is a cartoon character who lives under the sea, and has an impressive array of friends.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.
Charlie: Dude, I can't go to the library with you, Cheesebob Squarepants double-bill is on at 5pm!
by Less, Jess & The Pussy October 22, 2007
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Cheeseboard

Basically, at the end of a meal after you’re full and don’t really want anymore the dessert menu arrives and you decide you want a dessert. The cheeseboard option is always on there but it’s the last choice anyone ever goes for. Also within the cheeseboard you have the nice cheeses then you always have the horrid stinking cheeses that are left over at the end after all the nice cheeses are gone. As the cheeseboard sits there infront of you you will start to pick at the horrid cheeses even though you don’t want them, just because they are there and you ordered a dessert.

This is like when you go out, the ugly girl (like the cheeseboard) is always the last option you’d choose, you never really want it and will regret it afterwards but at the time it seems like the right and only thing to do.
Within the cheeseboard itself the horrid cheeses are always left. On a night out the fit girls always get pulled or leave early on in the night, which leaves the less attractive girls on the dance floor towards the end of night. By this time if you havnt already pulled but feel like you want to, this are your only option and even if you don’t want them you will slowly start to pick away and get closer closer as they are left there in front of you until eventually you end up getting with one of them.
“Right mate it’s 2am neither of us have pulled yet, let’s go cheeseboarding”
by -Cutters- December 30, 2017
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Cheeseballin

When you are baked out of your mind and you cant hold yourself from smiling and giggling.
Yo cameron is cheeseballin his ass off. He just cant stop smiling!
by Dirt Wrap Dave April 1, 2009
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Cheesebean

It means anything and everything. It can be a noun, verb, or adjectives, or it can be a cheesebean. It can be used as a filler for other words.
Guy 1: Bro, he just cheesebeaned her.
Guy 2: Guy: That's a cheesebean

Girl 1: I'm so cheesebeaned right now.
Girl 2: Want some cheesebeans?
by Draco35 October 1, 2019
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Cheeselagtites

Similar to stalagtites, cheeselagtites are the globs of cheese that hang from the underside of an opened pizza box.
Dude, that pizza man crushed our pie and now we have cheeselagtites hanging off the cardboard...
by wallytour January 28, 2008
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