Carmello

BFG who only cares about how big a girls waist size is. And he's goin chunky. Call him Moto - Moto cuz he likes em big. This dude is untrustworthy because pussy is his only objective. An actual shit. Can't decide on anything because the gravitational pull off his bitches is too strong. Pussyboi

Guy: Yo carmello can you keep a secret
Carmello: sure my slime
*Doesn't keep secret

by JJfarbizzle June 6, 2019

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Carmello Anthony Suprise

When a man is having sex, then walks away into the bathroom. he then takes caramel and puts it all over his penis.then runs out of the bathroom to his partner and shoves the penis into said partners mouth. And vigorously thrusts until the caramel is gone.

I cant wait for her to get home. I have a Carmello Anthony Suprise for her today.

by the baconator99954123 January 26, 2011

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Charmeleon

The most disgraceful mid-evolved starter pokemon.Crappy moves.Also is the name for hatians with funny head shapes.

1)dude-My wartortle pwns charmeleon
dude2-I know it utterly and comletely fails.

2)hey you saw that charmeleon yesterday?Yeah he was yelling SAK PASE

by Charfailion May 6, 2009

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carmello

a sub species of primate listed under the mamalia kingdom. Known for their small craniums and mental capcity however this is well compinsated for their abilty to push and pull large objects. Diet consists of capicole,pastrami,procutto and romano cheese. Generally found near the tundra regions of north east North American sub continent.

mommy, we learned about carmello at school today!

by fimo October 16, 2006

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