A forced donation or charitable item one feels unfairly obligated to give to. Examples such as a coworker bringing their daughters cookies you are pressured to purchase or the pet project your boss would like everyone to contribute to. Failure to comply generally resulting in shame amongst peers.
There I was, minding my own business, working on my monthly projection report when along comes Bill with little Billy Jr and his $80 cookies... fucking charitortion!
by Big Olaf October 20, 2018
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The act of sprinting to the crapper when you feel the burning diarrhea in your colon about to explode.
by Antonio January 16, 2005
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Get the Chariton mug.Formed by the greek words χαριτωμένος (charitoménos), meaning "cute" and φιλία (philía), "Highest form of love". Subjects affected by this disorder are referred to as Charitomenosphile/Charitomenosphiles
Charitomenosphilia is a psychiatric disorder where an adult or an older adolescent feels a strong sexual attraction to any object, creature or person that the subject finds "Cute enough".
Charitomenosphiles vary from groups who only feel attracted to a "cute thing" is of a specific gender, to groups who will instead feel attraction to any object or entity of any gender. It is important to remember that charitomenosphiles are attracted to specifically "Cuteness" itself.
Charitomenosphilia is a psychiatric disorder where an adult or an older adolescent feels a strong sexual attraction to any object, creature or person that the subject finds "Cute enough".
Charitomenosphiles vary from groups who only feel attracted to a "cute thing" is of a specific gender, to groups who will instead feel attraction to any object or entity of any gender. It is important to remember that charitomenosphiles are attracted to specifically "Cuteness" itself.
Speaker 1: "Omg bro why do you want to fuck that teddy bear so much?"
Speaker 2: "Idk man it's just so cute it gets me hard!"
Speaker 3:"He must have charitomenosphilia, damn"
Speaker 2: "Idk man it's just so cute it gets me hard!"
Speaker 3:"He must have charitomenosphilia, damn"
by Admissions March 9, 2022
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Involves a 'great deal' of PR and Mass Mind-Manipulation in the Schemedia*, largely generated by Corporate PRilanthropy*
Involves a 'great deal' of PR and Mass Mind-Manipulation in the Schemedia*, largely generated by Corporate PRilanthropy*
Don't worry, the floatsome* and jettisome* of Neoliberalism's abdication of Social Responsibility will be 'cleaned-up' by the Charitocracy.
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