Chalker

A fat piece of human lard

Dat fine ass bitch is 'bout to deal with a "chalker"!

by YizBeck July 7, 2011

Chalker

A pair for trainers or shoes

Come on mush get your chalkers on we're going out

by Simsimmer June 28, 2022

Chalker

Slang term for a parking enforcement officer/traffic warden.
Wardens will often draw chalk marks on tyres of parked cars to easily see if they move on or not within a specific time-frames.

I'd better get back to the car before that chalker leaves me a love letter (parking ticket)

by Cuckoos_nest January 1, 2023

Chalker

A chalker is a slur against white people, when you're so white it needs a new slur that you can slap a hard R on. When your dad's dancing is so bad that whatever amount of melanin he has turns to dust and leaves his body.

"Oh my god you are so fucking white you chalker."

by Curare the defenestrator July 5, 2025

Double Chalker

Someone with a circumference so wide that two pieces of chalk are required to draw their outline on the pavement.

Shit, the stiff's a double chalker. Lou, get on the phone to the fire department, we aint lifting him with our backs.

by the oob April 13, 2010

will chalker

Male supermodel. Usually seen strutting the catwalks in Milan, Paris and New York. Hung like a donkey.

When will Will Chalker stop flaunting his willy?

by Gemma W December 14, 2008

shipyard chalker

A man who ties up pieces of rope filling holes in a ship or boat. Along with this he puts a tar-like substance into the hole so the water doesn't leak in when more water pressure is added.

I hired a shipyard chalker to repair my boat yesterday.

by ARneddrdeewn March 18, 2009