will chalker

Male supermodel. Usually seen strutting the catwalks in Milan, Paris and New York. Hung like a donkey.

When will Will Chalker stop flaunting his willy?

by Gemma W December 14, 2008

chalker

someone who uses chalk as an artistic medium ...can be on a chalkboard, brick wall or sidewalk...

"Daddy, you are a good chalker!"

by Emmydoodle March 22, 2010

will chalker

A very pretty male model. Hung like a donkey.

Will Chalker... just do him.

by Gemma W December 14, 2008

Double Chalker

Someone with a circumference so wide that two pieces of chalk are required to draw their outline on the pavement.

Shit, the stiff's a double chalker. Lou, get on the phone to the fire department, we aint lifting him with our backs.

by the oob April 13, 2010

shipyard chalker

A man who ties up pieces of rope filling holes in a ship or boat. Along with this he puts a tar-like substance into the hole so the water doesn't leak in when more water pressure is added.

I hired a shipyard chalker to repair my boat yesterday.

by ARneddrdeewn March 18, 2009

Emma Chalker

The most fucking beautiful and sexiest woman on earth! Emma Chalker is kind hearted and really funny. Emma Chalker is a big drama queen though. Emma Chalker gets pissed of really easy. All the boys love her! Is quite smart and enjoys sport. Can make people laugh really easily by telling random jokes and tbh I don't know where she gets her humour from. But overall Emma Chalker is bloody fucking amazing!

absolu amazing Emma Chalker

by Flexiblegymnast92 April 18, 2014

Serial Chalker

An individual known to frequently portray their thoughts and beliefs on civil structures via the chalk method (usu white chalk).

The ideas known to motivate the serial chalker are the short span of survival of their artwork and slogans, the belief that this inherent quality does not qualify their offense as vandalism, and the ability of the method to target chalkings on random or targeted individuals.

John: Did you see that serial chalker feverishly scrambling to evade the law on Elm last night?

Greg: Must have missed it.

by jamm_tux December 21, 2012