cranola

When you fart and burp at the same time

That bean burrito made me cranola

by Camstatis October 20, 2015

Cranos

The end of all fuc*king life in the universe.

Jim: I hear cranos is in today.
Carl: his face melts and he has a fit on the floor.

by JaCkYbOyZiSgOoD December 18, 2019

Cyrano

1. Short for or in reference to Cyrano De Bergerac. A romanticist with a big nose and believed the girl he loved would never love him back.

2. A sort of background guy whom no one notices that is feeding the good looking guys there charming lines. He writes there poetry, shows them fluid movement, gives them lines to say, teaches them romantic songs to sing. Essentially they write regular guys dating material . Sadly Cyranos are never noticed, given thanks, or acknowledged. They just fade away into the background.

You do know that Jared has been feeding joe all his lines all night right. Jared's been sort of a Cyrano since youre first date girl.

by Theamazinggeek April 23, 2019

Crano

The tightest man in the world.

Getting money off Crano is like getting blood out of a stone.

by disco1980 January 14, 2009

Caranoing

For an older man to look at a young girl with sexual desire.

Drew: Hey Mike, are you caranoing?
Mike: Hells yeah.
Drew: YOU COULD LITERALLY HAVE GRANDCHILDREN HER AGE!!!

by QuotingAD May 8, 2014

Cranos

The start of fucking global warming. These types of species roam around school computers watching lesbian porn.

Pat: I hear cranos is in today
Jack: face explodes into a million bits and carcass instantly dissolves

by REeee kid December 20, 2019

Caranoed

To screw up a great opportunity by doing something overtly stupid or awful, resulting in a downgrade to all future opportunities and your social/industry stature.

I really Caranoed that social media post about trans people and now the only people who will hire me are Nazi clowns.

by MeGeepers August 27, 2022