Guy: Hey, can I use your phone to call my mom to wish her a happy mother's day?
Girl: It's sunday. Use yours. Don't you have weekends free?
Guy: No, I pay by the minute. I'm on cellfare.
Girl: It's sunday. Use yours. Don't you have weekends free?
Guy: No, I pay by the minute. I'm on cellfare.
by Monster Me! July 14, 2005
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Person 1: Have you ever heard of Cella?
Person 2: No what is it
Person 1: The cutest ugliest couple ever!
Person 2: No what is it
Person 1: The cutest ugliest couple ever!
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1. The person in the audience at a concert, play, movie, etc, who forgot to turn off his/her cell phone and is reminded of that fact by getting a call during the event, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.
2. Someone who feels the need to yell into his/her cell phone far above and beyond normal conversational volume, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.
2. Someone who feels the need to yell into his/her cell phone far above and beyond normal conversational volume, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.
Distant reverberating phone ring: beep boop boop beepity beep boop boop!
Other people in audience: What a celltard!
Celltard: BLAH BLAH BLLAAHHHH! BBBLLLAAHHH!
Other people: Shh!
Other people in audience: What a celltard!
Celltard: BLAH BLAH BLLAAHHHH! BBBLLLAAHHH!
Other people: Shh!
by creaternity May 9, 2006
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Most people first heard cellar door as a "beautiful" combination, thanks to the movie 'Donnie Darko'. Which is a VERY cool movie.
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Words starting with C but are pronounced as an S make pretty words.
Most people first heard cellar door as a "beautiful" combination, thanks to the movie 'Donnie Darko'. Which is a VERY cool movie.
cystic fibrosisties first with cellar door. As they both sound great.
Words starting with C but are pronounced as an S make pretty words.
by .. December 23, 2004
Get the cellar door mug.a verbal typo consisting of saying the word cell phone too fast and combining it with the spanish version, celular.
by JAGV April 5, 2005
Get the cellaphone mug.Whiskey cellar is an uncommon kink where a girl likes having guys pour whiskey up their rectum to punish their liver without getting drunk, then have the guy drink it out their ass
Guy one: yo dude, I gave that bitch the Whiskey cellar!
Guy two: get the fuck away from me you fucking degenerate!
Guy two: get the fuck away from me you fucking degenerate!
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