cellbow

the medical condition of stiff and/or painful elbows brought about by holding a cell phone to the ear every waking and driving minute.

"Sorry officer, I could have avoided the errant penguin if I didn't have a painful cellbow condition".

by Dean Morris August 6, 2003

celbows

(Scottish slang) elbows dipped in custard

your maw sits there wi pure celbows man

by NovaScopz April 24, 2021

Cebow

CORY WARGO! the greatest qb to ever through porthuron highschools JV football squad. he jukes all day you think hes goin right sike hes goin left. throws passes to noobs making them look like gods. such as the jump pass!

Coach: you ready for the scrimmage today?

Cebow: Im always ready!

Coach: :)

Cebow: Dang i did horrible i only threw 789 touchdowns i never throw less then 1000.

by thesquad!:) August 23, 2011

Crelbow

When your elbow becomes crusty. Symptoms may vary but many times your elbow will start out wrinkley and end up forming a rough sandpaper-like texture. *for similar information see CRANKLE--marissa's issue...

Warning: Crankle-itis and Crelbow-itis run in the family and may be contagious!

Carly's crelbow formed over many years of falling of her bike, not washing the little crevices in her wrinkley elbow, and lots of dirt and scabbage.

by Sheenita August 5, 2005

Cellbow

a soreness in your elbow, arm or shoulder from typing or gaming on your smart phone for too long. Generally, the condition is found in the arm used to hold the device, not the hand used to type. Most likely to occur after a long period of use due to a layover, flight or car ride. Perhaps even long bouts on the toilet.

" I thought it was carpeltunnel, but its just a wicked case of cellbow"

by C.Night.Liem October 6, 2010