'yo that ceeb can't drive'
by holla-front is wack March 20, 2004
An illness, often contracted around exam time, test revision, or when assignments are due. Having the ceebs is contagious, and only a very few and select students have immune systems that defend themselves against the ceebs.
Ian: This math assignment on the radius of bubbles is due tomorrow. Why have none of you started?
Student: Because we have the ceebs!
Student 2: I've had the ceebs all week.
Student 3: UGGH CEEEBBS.
Student 4: I'm going to update my facebook status to say 'I CAN'T WORK, BECAUSE I HAVE THE CEEBS.'
Student: Because we have the ceebs!
Student 2: I've had the ceebs all week.
Student 3: UGGH CEEEBBS.
Student 4: I'm going to update my facebook status to say 'I CAN'T WORK, BECAUSE I HAVE THE CEEBS.'
by bleugh! November 24, 2010
(Pronounced 'Seebs') Short for "cba" which is an abbreviation for "can't be arsed". Used to show one's lack of emotion towards doing something.
Mark: Yo mate, you done the English homework?
Jimmy: Nahh ceebs to do it
Dave: Oi, you bangin' dat gal?
Marcus: Ceebs, she's too much effort, ya get me
Jimmy: Nahh ceebs to do it
Dave: Oi, you bangin' dat gal?
Marcus: Ceebs, she's too much effort, ya get me
by BabyLemon December 31, 2013
A lame slang word describing an individuals lack of motivation or enthusiasm to do something.
It is overused by ignorant teens with the combined I.Q of a house brick.
The word is now used as a proclamation of one's loss of individuality, cognitive and descent into conformity.
The word has metamorphosed, now breaking basic grammar.
New variations include: jibs, cibs, what the ceebs
It is overused by ignorant teens with the combined I.Q of a house brick.
The word is now used as a proclamation of one's loss of individuality, cognitive and descent into conformity.
The word has metamorphosed, now breaking basic grammar.
New variations include: jibs, cibs, what the ceebs
idiot teen no.1: i think i like insert persons name
idiot teen no.2: What the ceebs?
idiot teen no.3: man i should do this homework but im so ceebs
person: perhaps you should get off this facebook 'ceebs' group and do the work you idiot
idiot teen no.2: What the ceebs?
idiot teen no.3: man i should do this homework but im so ceebs
person: perhaps you should get off this facebook 'ceebs' group and do the work you idiot
by you killed the english languag December 05, 2008
Ceebs is an acronym meaning, Cant even be stuffed. an extra e is added because it sounds cooler and is easier to pronounce.
by GuitarDroid248 July 08, 2019
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Any non-integrated east Asian working to perpetuate any one of their collective stereotypes. The term was brought into use while heckling Asians playing basketball at lunch in Van City. Generally very disrespectful.
"You smell worse than that Ceeb eating rotten fish over there"
"Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb" - Usually hollered at your generic Asian pedestrian in a yellow pleather track suit from the window of a moving car. Ideally through a megaphone.
"I'm sick of all these ceebs taking over Vancouver"
"Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb" - Usually hollered at your generic Asian pedestrian in a yellow pleather track suit from the window of a moving car. Ideally through a megaphone.
"I'm sick of all these ceebs taking over Vancouver"
by Helllllllllllla CEEEEEEEEEEEBS November 19, 2009