CBS

1. A form of degree used in order to make sure children are not enjoying themselves. Stands for Certified Buster of Shit. Parents must qualify by passing 150 question Series CBS examintation, at any Thomson Prometric Testing Center.

My dad is such a fuckin CBS, he always calls me in the middle of bong tokes

CBS by Blair/Chris July 9, 2005

CBS

An acronym for "Cold Bed Syndrome".

This is the singles' disorder, where one cannot go to sleep unless someone is there next to them.

Cold Bed Syndrome is most common during the first few months of new-found singledom, but is also common among those who have been single for extended periods of time; especially when said single person has many friends who are in relationships.

The contrary to this would be HBS, or "Hot Bed Syndrome", which is most common among those who are in unhappy relationships and would rather lose sleep than to sleep next to their counterpart.

I've had a horrible case of CBS ever since me and the girlfriend broke up.

CBS by Abe417 September 8, 2010

CBS

CBS = Cash,Bag and Shag

Abbreviation that ballers use while speaking with the boys before a night out, holiday..etc

Alright lads, CBS tonight?

CBS by CBS July 4, 2014

CBS

The network to watch the best fiction TV shows...aka 60 Minutes.

Wow, Dan Rather tell the whole truth!

CBS by J September 28, 2004

CBS

Short for Clothed Baby Syndrome. 99.99% of babies are born naked aka Naked Baby Syndrome (NBS) but 00.01% are born with cloths on (CBS) fully dressed. Differs depending on status where you could be born with rags on or Gucci.

Job 1:21 (while Job cries out in his suffering) “Naked I came from my mothers womb, naked I will depart…”

“Not me Job, I was born with CBS my dude. I guess we all suffer in our own ways”

CBS by Stresemann's Bristlefront November 23, 2021

cbs

cant be sexier

wow ali and jade cbs

cbs by shmali July 3, 2009

CBS

Columbia Broadcasting System. The television network that David Letterman and Survivor are on.

"I watch CBS."

CBS by star8706 February 2, 2003