elanour calder

A beard covering up for One Direction band members Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Is told to date Louis Tomlinson so fans "Directioners" are tricked in to thinking that Louis and Harry are not homosexual. Managment won't stop at anything to keep Louis and Harry separated from eachother.

Interviewer:Louis is it true that you have a girlfriends ,correct?
Louis: yes her name is Elanour Calder were very happy together (Harry and Louis look back at eachother to make sure they understand the lie and make everything clear that Louis and Elanour have no feelings for eachother what so ever)

by _Larry_1992 December 2, 2013

tego calderon

also known as tego calde.el abayalde.
el q bellaquea debajo de una palma.Puerto Rico, represent the jolny society.

"mi negrita linda tiene...chiquititos los ojitos..."

by siescierto May 3, 2004

Leaky Cauldron

1) When a man urinates with an erection inside of a woman's vagina.

2) When a man urinates inside of a woman with a condom on, pulls out, ties off the condom and slaps the shit out of his bitch with the piss-filled condom.

3) A wizard bar in Harry Potter. No piss involved.

Doug: Yo, why is your biznitch so pissed off at you?

Jordan: That's ironic. She's pissed because I gave her a leaky cauldron and my piss got all over her.

Doug: Isn't that in Harry Potter?

Jordan: You're such a fucking virgin. (explains alternate meaning of leaky cauldron)

Doug: *High Five*

by jtizzle94 December 2, 2009

tego calderon

one of the best reggaetonsingers

Tego Calderon es uno de los mejores en el mundo del reggaeton

by TEGOC January 4, 2004

Sex Cauldron

Made popular by the Simpsons...by KRUSTY, who apparently cant spell...

We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

Krusty the Klown: Sex Cauldron

by GymDave May 25, 2012

CalderonFan4Life

CalderonFan4Life, or James, is a former twitch streamer and current youtuber. He was well known on Twitch for threatening children over the internet and being a bald racist. He often tried to make kids think that he was cool by rapping and playing popular games. He eventually retired from streaming after he got tired of being bullied by internet trolls. James, now 38 years old, spends his days sitting around for hours while waiting for pink diamond codes and looking at pictures of biceps. A NFL Football career was in his future, until a terrible injury sidelined him during his senior year of high school.

Person 1: When is CalderonFan4Life streaming again?
Person 2: Never, he’s too scared. He knows chat runs his stream.
Person 1: Big Facts

by NIDWIW🤟😂 August 1, 2018

calderize

to leer at large breasted women in a creepy way from a close proximity

steve often calderizes girls at bars

by Steven Calder February 19, 2006