Caturday

A glorious holiday in which the feline race is celebrated.

"Mom, how come there's a mother's day and a father's day, but no caturday?"

"Every day is Caturday."

by Meeshee Batog April 25, 2008

caturday

The best day of the week. Cats will fall from the sky and you'll receive a thousand sandpaper kisses.

TGIC
Thank God it's Caturday!

by thecatsmooches January 14, 2009

Mozzarella catturata dalla dolcezza dello scampo

Popular recurring meme in the italian MasterChef community, born after a dish with Mozzarella on it was named this way.
Surprisingly, the dish wasn't well received by the judges who expelled the amateur chef from the kitchen.

Cristina, tu ci hai presentato una mozzarella catturata dalla dolcezza dello scampo... Un bel titolo, molto creativo... ma sul gusto non ci siamo.

by Buraddo May 14, 2021

cattard

A retarded cat unable to function like a normal cat.

Dude,your cat is such a cattard!!

by Mr Blobbykins! October 19, 2010

cattarded

When your cat is retarded.
Also hyphenated cat-tarded.

My cat climbs onto the top of the cabinets but it's too dumb to find his way down, he's cattarded.

by Moonie is cattarded July 21, 2018

Caturday

Gameday in Manhattan, Kansas, for the Kansas State Wildcats sports event that is happening.

Frat 1: Dude wake up it's Caturday! We gotta head down to the Bill!
Frat 2: Alright lets head down there and whoop up on Kansas.

by BillSnyTheFootballGuy December 5, 2017

caturday

In contrast to the saturday cats posts on 4Chan, Caturday can also be used to describe any day off. Weekends, Holidays, or simply skipping work usually take place on Caturday.

Implies to be lazy like a cat.

"Dude, why the hell were you not at school?"
"Dude, it's Caturday!"

by mrthunderdust February 22, 2008