my cat scratched me

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.

“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer November 7, 2021

cat scratcher

A cat scratcher is a slightly younger man who pursues attractive cougars.

My cougar needed a late night cat scratcher, so I drove over in the rain and got my brains fucked out.

by Jenniecat March 21, 2016

cat scratch fever

A popular fetish that refers to a love, interest, attraction or preference for puma and cougars.

Hey man, I think I am starting to develop a cat scratch fever after that girl last night at the club.

by humanfatw June 17, 2010

cat scratch fever

An extended definition of cat scratch fever:

A fetish typically refers to males with a love, interest, attraction, or perference for puma and cougars, specifically puma or cougars that are more expereinced at sex, who love cat scratches.

synonym: puma fever

I think I have a cat scratch fever, she was simply too good in bed.

by humanfatw June 18, 2010

Cat Scratch

A tie in tic tac toe is called a Cat scratch

*a tie just happened* Joe: "man cat scratch again"

by Big al 4872 February 23, 2011

Cat Scratch

The act of having sex with a woman from below while she scratches your chest. She will also screech every gyration to add to the sexiness.

"Mary cat scratched the hell out of Austin after dinner."

by Prince de Perse February 1, 2009

Cat Scratch Fever

Slang mostly used by males. Can be used by females too. Used when a male catches sexual feelings for a female. When her body drives him insane, when it’s all he thinks about. There is no cure. She gives him cat scratch fever, and in turn he can learn to give it to other females as well.

Male 1: “Bro did you see her?”
Male 2: “Yeah bro she’s a hottie”

Male 1: “She’s givin’ me cat scratch fever!”

Male 2: “Aw bro watch out there’s no cure”

by RonantheAccuser June 12, 2021