carved tomato

a gaping butthole

ew i hate girls with a carved tomato

by poopoostankstank February 18, 2021

carved up

When a player moves quickly past an opponent during a game of skill.

Todd: Johnny carved up Sebastian the other day.
Ben: Johnny has game bra!

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

Carbed

To force feed someone carbohydrates in large quantities.

Dan was on the Paleo diet, and so I tied him down and carbed him until he puked

by DGGG January 14, 2013

Hand-Carved Blumpkin

When you're taking a dump, and you start jerking off. Right as you're about to finish, you stand up and use your jizz to draw a face in your poop.

I just made a Hand-Carved Blumpkin, and boy are my arms tired.

by TRA90 March 7, 2023

Carved

A girl that has been fucked/screwed/sex'ed so much that her vagina has practically been "carved" out by men's penises; such as a caveman carving out a cave.

That girl was passed around so much last night, she got CARVED.

CARVE THAT BITCH, CARVE THAT BITCH!

by The Carver. December 9, 2008

carved out life

when you feel like your bf/gf just carved you out of their life and ignores you

Dude last night kallie didnt answer her phone, she hasnt talked to me in like three days.

I guess she flug you a carved out life

by loveshermanbutsometimes... August 4, 2009

carved

moderately rotten. not as bad as chiseled.

That singing performance was pretty carved.

by gabs007 May 19, 2006