by GlogTheCrusader March 01, 2019
They say carrots help you with your vision at night, found my friend bleeding from their eyes with 2 carrots shoved in them, “they lied to me....” (in a deep voice)
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Fuck
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by Ahumanthatdoesntexist May 25, 2021
Carrotism is a religion mainly believe by bunnies and rabbits. Carrotism believes the one true god is a carrot and beats all others. Many people hate it but it is out there. I know of some people who believe in it.
"I didn't know you converted into carrotism? What even is that? Time to go look it up on Urban Dictionary."
by That One Bunny February 11, 2017
fans of one direction who are too naive and take everything that they boys jokes about literally
they dwell on the comments of youtube videos, twitter and occasionally the awful tumblr blog
they dwell on the comments of youtube videos, twitter and occasionally the awful tumblr blog
by idkme November 02, 2012
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 26, 2004
A orange vegatable that are rich in vitamin K (good for your eyes, I think)
and is used as a dildo,
and used to teach naive girls how to give BJs.
and is used as a dildo,
and used to teach naive girls how to give BJs.
by emma February 27, 2005
A woman of exquisite beauty; she is extremely pleasing to look upon; like a carrot, she is good for the eyes.
by The Rev NG8 August 05, 2018