Carpeted the shed

To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).

Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!

by Britana6332 June 10, 2020

Carthead

Similar to a Crackhead but instead it’s the addiction to marijuana distillate vape cartridges

“Hey look it’s the local Carthead, he doesn’t do crazy shit tho, he just likes to chill.”

by dirtyguccisock October 3, 2021

Carpet Head

A rab indian who is a straight shiest. They are often found in packs in 7-11's, thrift stores, and dunkin doughnuts.

Clerk: Here is your vanilla ice cone.

Me: I asked for chocolate you Carpet Head.

by Realtalkfromthechi March 6, 2013

Carpeted Bathroom

Worst thing to exist ever. A girl from my theatre class has a thing for them. Why?

Carpeted Bathrooms shouldn't be a thing

"Look at all the mold in my Carpeted Bathroom"

by TheatreCrackhead September 26, 2019

Carrothead

An Irish person, since every single Irish person has fluorescent orange hair. They were used in train tunnels in England for luminescence before modern paint was created.

"Why’s that scruffy alcoholic have blinding orange hair?"
"Oh, he’s just an Irishman – a carrothead, if you will."

by I hate liberal animals July 26, 2020

Carpeted Cock

Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.

Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.

by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020

Carrotheadman

Carrotheadman is a menace, hot and sexy.
A man that is full of himself

Hey that a Carrotheadman, look at how he carries himself
Friend 1: do u see him hes so hot
Friend 2: OMG YEAH hes such a Carrotheadman!

by Sazo_w December 2, 2024