Catfucker

Derogatory term for Americans. The term stems from the questionable fondness most Americans have for cats and other pets.

Look at that catfucker American buying his cat shoes

by Banzabakwai January 22, 2020

corfuckingtado

the act of fucking in a scissor-like position. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously, others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.

Hey hon! What sex-position do you want to do tonight? Let's do the corfuckingtado position at the edge of the bed.

by Karma 77 October 30, 2008

Catfucker

An individual or situation that is unpleasant or less than ideal. Much like being penetrated by the barbed erection of a feline.

That was a catfucker of an accident on the highway

I hope John doesn't come to the funeral, that guy is a real catfucker.

Catfucker!

by Cactus blastus April 27, 2019

Carefuck

When you fuck somebody because you care about him. In essence its to make him feel better.

I carefucked him, so i wouldn't be such a nuisance

by Mezsog November 14, 2021

Carbucks

The coffee stains around the front seat carpet in most cars.
Impossible to completely clean.

Everytime I get the Venti and put it in the cupholder, it spills when I take a sharp turn and gets carbucks all over.

by Zach X June 1, 2006

curfuckle

sex after curfew, fucking when you aren't supposed to be out or up

1) girl: last night after my parents were asleep i snuck him in
friend: did you guys curfuckle?
girl: yes, best sex of my life

2) boy: my parents were sooo pissed.
friend: why? weren't you on a date last night?
boy: yeah, exactly. we were out sooo late. we definitely curfuckled.
friend: get suummm

by horny unicorn April 7, 2011

Carfunkle

The term used to describe the act of funkle, funkling (canoodling) in a car.

Guy #1: dude I totally carfunkled last night!

Guy #2: oh so you mean you had sex in the car with a female acquaintance?

Guy #1: no..I did not have car sex. I carfunkled with a girl.

Guy #2: what the f*** does that mean bro?

Guy #1: just look it up on Urban Dictionary

by Hindijew February 22, 2018