Cantonese Cartwheel

Its the best fucking frozen candy bar!
I'm hungry. Oh shit, hook it up with a Cantonese Cartwheel.
by JerkFace22 July 06, 2009
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cantonese cupcake

Making love to a woman,then ejaculating in her naval(belly button) and then consuming it like a jello shooter.
Randy is so nasty,last night he did a cantonese cupcake on jenny.
by snatchy Mcsnatcherson July 31, 2009
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Cantonese

A Chinese dialect that is quite different from Mandarin. At this time of writing, Cantonese is not available on Google Translate, but available on Microsoft Translator.
Why is Cantonese, the official language of Hong Kong and Macau, not on Google Translate?! Not all Chinese dialects are the same, Google!
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Cantonese Waterslide

A Cantonese Waterslide is a sex move, where you have sex with a Cantonese transvestite while she is dressed as Meg from Family Guy, just before climax, flip her onto her back and pee in sync with her. Then ejaculate onto the flow of piss, causing the semen to flow down her back like a water slide.
"Hey why were you so late to the party"

"I was giving my girl a Cantonese Waterslide while listening to Nettspend, It was awesome!"
by Mrgleema12 November 29, 2024
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cantonese pudding

A man defecates on a woman’s chest between her breasts and then titty fucks her.

The resulting concoction after he finishes of cum, sweat, and feces is then scraped with a wooden spoon into a bowl and served hot.
“I thought our sex life was boring until he made me some Cantonese pudding
by Nick0985 October 19, 2021
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Cantonese Bomb

A bomb which when you speak Cantonese in Mr Tang's lesson, you get one and deducts one tick 💀
Student A: 早上好我很喜欢吃冰淇凌
Student B: OOOOO YOU GET CANTONESE BOMB
Mr Tang: ok
Student A: :( why me again
by random person (racist) November 03, 2023
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