consecotaleophobia

Fear of chopsticks

Young Tatum was carried screaming from Wong's Chinese Eatery as her parents were stoned and had forgotten her intense fear of chopsticks.

by Otis O'Blyng January 26, 2004

Jose Conseco

A person who fools everybody; a fake.

That dude was a Jose Conseco, he was never a homie from the beginning.

by Dom Douangpanya September 20, 2009

Consecotaleophobia

The legitimate fear of chopsticks.

Toby: "Man, my girlfriend shit the bed last night!"
Mac: "Uhm, why's that?"
Toby: "She had a nightmare about chopsticks."
Mac: "...chopsticks?"
Toby: "...yeah. She has Consecotaleophobia."
Mac: "You shit your bed last night, didn't you?"

by ThatPseudonym March 23, 2011