wage cage

The establishment where a person is forced to attend during working hours.

See you later honey, I'm off to the fucken wage cage to earn us some bread.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Airsoft Cancel Culture

Condemning an Airsoft related business online because they have rules against you acting like a spoilt brat..

..but then again, daddy would never let you play with Andy's golf clubs so you had to learn to make your own fun so who are they to tell you that you can't climb a tree or colour outside the lines!

This is it Instagram, Airsoft Cancel Culture is going to change the algo and put Trump back into presidency!

by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall March 3, 2023

Butthole Cancer

Butthole Cancer is another way of referring to anal cancer. Anal cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men. Along with that, infections like HIV and Syphilis are also very common among gay men.

Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.

This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.

If you're a gay man, then your chances of getting infections and diseases like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer (or butthole cancer) are quite high.

by Medical School October 18, 2019

Cancel Vulture

A cancel vulture is a person who engages in cancel culture. They’re “vultures” as they watch and see for anything offensive made usually by a celebrity several years ago. They then spread this information to their peers and others who engage in cancel culture. These people are usually insecure and lifeless people who want to be a “hero” because they don’t do any real good in this world. They themselves are likely insecure about past mistakes and things they’ve said before, and they want to take it out on others. Or they’re just “woke” virtue signallers. They almost all come from Twitter which is already a total cesspool. These people can’t accept or learn that people change and possibly don’t hold the same views forever.

Jimmy: Hey Tom look, Carl found that (random celebrity) said something racist 9 years ago on Twitter and is now asking people to cancel them
Tom: Damn, Carl is such a Cancel Vulture

by Salamander_Man August 8, 2020

Critter cage

A small, cramped enclosure for inhabitants who may be smelly or nasty.

GAAAWD, the Freshman dorm rooms are a regular critter cage.

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Cancer

Jake Paul

Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I watched Jake Paul

by cheesefanatic June 9, 2018

Christmas Cancer

When a person, often a family member, who is highly attention seeking, makes up or exaggerates some kind of health event in proximity to a big holiday in order to create drama or put themselves in the center of plans. It is usually a vague but life-threatening illness, serious enough to cause others to drop what they're doing, but not specific enough that people will be aware of what actually ought to be happening to the person. Often after the goal is attained, the subject will let their dupes know that "the doctors found out everything was alright" - getting them off the hook for future issues.

Cousin 1: "Are you still not speaking to your mother-in-law?"

Cousin 2: "Nah, she's a liar. Remember two years ago when she got Christmas Cancer just to make sure we didn't go to grandma's, and 'recovered' just in time to go to the Bahamas?"

by RedReplicant January 3, 2019