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moist calzone

Is basically an overly wet gross pussy, gots aids. Best way to describe your mom
"I would Fuck Jenny but I heard she has a moist calzone"
by RandyKevincodyconnor May 12, 2015
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calzone effect

When your buddie orders a calzone delivered to your house and then you order one within an hour causing the calzone effect to take place
I ordered a calzone because of the calzone effect
by Green420ray June 6, 2016
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Calzagne

A lasagne in a calzone.

Some say it's the original forgotten dish that the Roman emperors used to eat before a battle, but was broken down 2 separate dishes, as most common men couldn't handle the full beast due certain factors (ingredients, money, stomach size or lack of ambition).

It's a 2 sharing dish that consists of a full lasagne being inserted into a calzone. All ingredients of both dishes fully intact.

Ideally eaten before or after a night of heavy drinking, as it's quite the calorie bomb.
Great additions are salami and/or jalapeno peppers, as well as garlic sauce.
Oh no, I've got a big night ahead and I'm not sure if I'll be able for it...
- Don't worry, a calzagne should do it.
Waiter, one calzagne to share please!
- Extra salami and jalapenos?
Obvs... And some garlic sauce on top. Thanks
by bonkje October 28, 2017
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Calzoner

When a man gets a boner thinking about the calzone he will inevitably eat for dinner.
Dan had a raging calzoner that could only be quenched by a visit to the local pizza shop.
by Zach31 May 17, 2018
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CalZona

Callie & Arizona of Grey's Anatomy. They are currently the only fictional lesbian relationship on network TV. (Feb. 2010)
Natasha only watches Grey's for the CalZona scenes.

Sami Riot doesn't care for CalZona, but Natasha loves her anyway<3
by Nati J February 5, 2010
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calzone

Sbarros makes good calzones, I can't stand the spinach and cheese ones.

I do like the sausage or pepper and cheese calzones.
by Saints September 23, 2003
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calzonian

To be wrapped up nicely, like a calzone. Could be used to mean nice, good, or comfortable.
"Dude, the ending of that movie was so calzonian."
by 65389R45V January 30, 2016
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