Calculator 

Asian Gameboy

pi=100 pts!

Woah Ling Zhi is really playin' that calculator!

Calculator by Senor Cool September 24, 2007

calculator 

-something that any idiot can use as a cheat sheat(if programmable)
-but that few actually bother to program...

-TI 83
-TI 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher}
-TI 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from Texas insturments}

AnyIdiot: yo I wrote da answers too da test in my calkiladder....and i stull get dem rong

aFeW: I solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails.

calculator by ti June 9, 2004

Calculator 

A really not so smart Phone and a very boring phone.

Person1- Do you have a calculator?
Person 2- Ya, why?
Person 1- Because you are lame!
Person 1- I actually have a phone

Calculator by QUEEN ANALISA February 5, 2019

calculator 

A useful object for those who are shit at maths. However, usually it is completely useless and is the perfect tool for getting someone's attention. All in all, it can be a weapon of maths (GET ITTTT? UB) destruction.

Person #1: OI

Person #2; -no response-
Person #1; -starts tapping person #2 with calculator with a cheesy grin-
Person #2; gtfo

calculator by Lazzah October 2, 2009

calculator 

- any word that you can read differently upside down. (usually with numbers)

- to calculator a word/the calculator version of

classic example: 58008

d00d is calculator for p00p or vice versa.

calculator by s4b1337 August 17, 2009

calculator 

A digital balance or scale. See Skizzie.

I got to elbows here, so bring the calculator.

calculator by CadetMKultra February 11, 2004

Calculator 

A tool used to cheat at especially hard math topics in order that you can get good grades and go to college without being Albert Einstein. A calculator is often said to merely 'assist' a person in doing their homework, but the truth is that people throughout the ages are using this weapon to cheat upon every subject. This crisis must end soon before our society starts dimming...oh wait...it's too late to stop that now...but oh well.

Bella: "Hey Gracee, where's the calc?"
Gracee: "Bella we aren't supposed to use calculators anymore, you know that."
Bella: "I have rebelled. Now give me the calc, I am through with this math problem!!"

Calculator by billybobjuanson_123 November 10, 2021