A tool used to cheat at especially hard math topics in order that you can get good grades and go to college without being Albert Einstein. A calculator is often said to merely 'assist' a person in doing their homework, but the truth is that people throughout the ages are using this weapon to cheat upon every subject. This crisis must end soon before our society starts dimming...oh wait...it's too late to stop that now...but oh well.
Bella: "Hey Gracee, where's the calc?"
Gracee: "Bella we aren't supposed to use calculators anymore, you know that."
Bella: "I have rebelled. Now give me the calc, I am through with this math problem!!"
Gracee: "Bella we aren't supposed to use calculators anymore, you know that."
Bella: "I have rebelled. Now give me the calc, I am through with this math problem!!"
by billybobjuanson_123 November 10, 2021
by MackDaddy45234 June 4, 2010
For iPad or iPhone or iPod in school hours: Skype
For other times: Skype or a gadget to add, subtract or do any maths thing without you having to think.
I prefer the former.
For other times: Skype or a gadget to add, subtract or do any maths thing without you having to think.
I prefer the former.
SKYPE CONVERSATION
Girl 1: Stop Skyping me! I am doing maths!
Girl 2: On your 'calculator' on your iPad, huh?
Girl 1: Yeah. I am. haha ;)
Girl 2: You are skyping your maths
Girl 1: Stop Skyping me! I am doing maths!
Girl 2: On your 'calculator' on your iPad, huh?
Girl 1: Yeah. I am. haha ;)
Girl 2: You are skyping your maths
by MadameIsobella June 22, 2012
by KBUR July 16, 2008
by <mr.lexicographer> May 30, 2017
When someone does something really cool that took an outrageous amount of luck or effort. Sometimes it takes lots of planning.
Dude 1: I'm going to make this basket from 100 feet away!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!
by prismajas April 27, 2018
Tim: Math is @#$%?&*!!! I hate it! I want to snog!
Tim's dad: This is why there are calculators. Don't forget the rubber, son.
Tim's dad: This is why there are calculators. Don't forget the rubber, son.
by AdrienneS June 19, 2006