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chaseology

the method of not going after females who are chased by other dudes for you will not stand out
Chaseology: fuck that bitch if she’s not obsessed with you
Chaseology 101: never send a dick pic
by Sense posh January 28, 2021
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Carmology

The symbiosis of driver and machine, with the added knowledge of their team and engineers working together.
He drove very well and used carmology to beat the field.
by ErebusMotorsport April 21, 2013
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cuteology

"This girl I started dating is literally the cutest girl in the world, makes me want to invent a science called cuteology and study her"
by Morgyboy98 August 23, 2018
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cakeologist

an individual who specializes in the creation and decorating of delicious and addictive cakes and desserts.
This cake will be difficult to make; I need a cakeologist to create it.
by LeiAuntes Sweet Lounge November 1, 2014
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cacology

bad choice of words, muddy language, gramatically or stylisch inproper language in spoken or written form
Yo chick, are the breast, I don't cur what aneone elts say
- my dear man, i consider that a cacology!
by janklamer January 24, 2009
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jakeology , The "JAKENESS"

(JAKEOLOGY)Jakeology is the philosophy of The "JAKENESS". It is the knowing of everything and also the understanding of everything. it is also the being of "JAKENESS" witch allows you to can be classified as the "JAKENESS", such as classic rock or women(Gayness is not a part of the "JAKENESS").In knowing this, you shall become part of The "JAKENESS" and know what to like and what not to like. Even though you were not born as the "JAKENESS", like myself, you can become a small part of it, making yourself a little betterthen the normal fagget human being.

(JAKENESS)To describe The "JAKENESS" though, is like trying to describe god. It is basically impossible but you know what it is. The "JAKENESS" is the word of greatness and ultimate power. there is nothing comparable to it. Men cower in it face as if there manliness was stopped on like an unwanted pest. women orgasm on site do to its undefined mystic aura. and no matter what, in the face of anything, The "JAKENESS" is superior.
Ex: Knowing that women are hot and that men should only sleep with women is a small part of jakeology , The "JAKENESS".
by jake zickefoose July 20, 2008
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jakeology

A religion & possible political party created by me, a 13 year old boy possibly related to Hitler. Which will clean up Britain and dump our problems on America. The Religion has a living god, me, which is more than all of the other religions x 1000000000. And you don't have to pray.
Here are some of the Jakeology party policies:

McDonalds Will be banned and destroyed and killed and burned and other nasty thing done to it including any customers and workers and anyone related to McDonalds this Law also applies to“ KFC, BURGER KING & OTHER IMPORTED FAST FOOD CHAINS excluding Taco Bell”

The words “init” & “bruv” will be banned

All Jaffacakes shall be put in a special aisle named the “Biscakes” section in all supermarkets

Police uniform shall be changed to a Ninja outfit

Marijuana will be legalised and sold in shops and smoked in a spliff with tobacco and none of the shitty chemicals in special Joint areas
by Jake Cave October 2, 2007
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