cannister

to refer to somebodys head

look bill ive gotta go someboy's just done me little brother round the cannister with a cricket bat

by none of you business May 13, 2005

canonistic

To have no concern for anybody else. To have a total disregard for everyone but yourself.

I cant believe they have parked across our drive, how canonistic.
selfish self centered arsehole wanker twat

by vaders-love-child October 21, 2015

Canukistan

A derogatory nickname for Canada; "Canuck" being a nickname for a Canadian and "istan" making reference to middle eastern countries. The name exists due to the rapidly increasing middle eastern immigrant population. A notable city is Brampton, referred to as Bramladesh

1. "Why visit Pakistan when we can just go to Canukistan?"
2. Bob "Where'd the white people go?"

Jim "We're not in Canada any more, this is Canukistan"

by nrsrrox July 30, 2012

Calmunist

A non-capitalism-supporting person who believes in living a quiet peaceful existence.

Russia is in a temperish uproar right now, so I dunno how they can call themselves "Calmunists".

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

cannister

An overused vagina used to store semen. The vagina is usually dry, either because the woman is unaroused due to sensory adaptation or because she is unable to self-lubricate.

I needed to get off and didn't know where to ejaculate, so I used my friend's grandma as a cannister.

by eDictionaryMan July 31, 2009

Cailinistic

This word is used to describe somebody is in fact, an absolute moron. The best way to correctly use this term is by directing its meaning towards the most idiotic people you know. This denoting word is both effective, and belittling towards the tard you are speaking to.

Joseph: Hey Arthur! I just heard about the vote for LGBTQ+ history to be taught in school! Isn’t that awesome?
Arthur: No dumbass, it’s ethically wrong to teach and encourage mental disorders by spreading knowledge of “positive contributions” to our country. Jesus Christ, you’re so cailinistic!

by LiterallyUrDad March 15, 2019

Canonist

Fandom terminology for a person who only likes what is canon.

I love writing fanfiction but my friend hate it because she is a canonist.

by Problematic Virgil October 13, 2019