Cafasco

A cross between a catastrophe and a fiasco

This is turning into a cafasco !

by Kay the cat March 20, 2017

caffeine

The only drug it's socially acceptable to be completely addicted to.

"Don't do drugs, kids" said the teacher as she sipped on her extra-large coffee, consuming 200 mg of caffeine in the process.

by Trajork September 15, 2009

in a caff way

in a totally Christian and non weird way

I love you, in a caff way ofc

by caffboi May 24, 2019

caffeine

An essential vitamin, without which one suffers from headaches, depression, sudden violent anger, sluggishness, muddled thinking, and crankiness.

I once went 10 months without vitamin C and only suffered a mild bout with scurvy and tooth loss...I went 24 hours without caffeine and that's why I'm doing life without parole.

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

Caffy

The surge in happiness after drinking copious amounts of coffee.

Dude! I just had four cups of Folgers. I'm so caffy!

by Caffy Jon May 10, 2016

Caffeine Tsunami

The inevitable urge to crap after drinking a cup of coffee, produced by the physiological effects of caffeine on the bowels. Usualy this urge comes on fast and strong, like an unstoppable rebel force.

Jake: "Why were you late to class this morning?"

Ben: "The caffeine tsunami hit on the drive to school. It was all I could do make it to the can."

by Waine Ker November 19, 2012

CamFaced

To be fucked up beyond function, or as fucked up as Cameron Ventura is on a regular basis.

Bro, I was so CamFaced on New Years Eve, I drank a whole pitcher of Evan Williams!

by SpankDizm January 2, 2013